Morningstar Comics

December 13, 2005 1:24 PM

Love That Dracula. Don't forget to check out Jesus Christ, Asshole Supreme whilst you're at it (contains rude words and blasphemy).
posted by longbaugh (24 comments total)

contains rude words and blasphemy

The post or the page? Oh, both. Nice one.
posted by The Monkey at 1:40 PM on December 13, 2005

fuckin awesome. love this guy*

*John 12:41
posted by spicynuts at 1:42 PM on December 13, 2005

reminds me of 7th grade. doesn't take much to entertain you kids.
posted by quonsar at 1:43 PM on December 13, 2005

i had a lot of fun in 7th grade. i also find Bleak House by Dickens to be terribly funny. i don't judge, i just laugh. it keeps you young.
posted by spicynuts at 1:47 PM on December 13, 2005

The originals are pretty good, too.
posted by MrMoonPie at 1:50 PM on December 13, 2005

Didn't think it was so funny until I saw the picture of Pope Clownula I. Pretty great.
posted by Dr. Wu at 1:50 PM on December 13, 2005

....the original of this one, that is.
posted by MrMoonPie at 1:51 PM on December 13, 2005

Here's the original of the first posted link.
posted by MrMoonPie at 1:53 PM on December 13, 2005

The weird thing is that you could probably lay these out and have people mistake them for real Chick tracts.
posted by lodurr at 1:55 PM on December 13, 2005

Eh. Jesus and Jack Chick are such rich comic targets that you need to do something more than just have them throwing around scatalogical slang and referencing pop culture. And a survey of some of the details of the bad popes (Alexander VI, just ferinstance) would be helluva lot funnier than making up cute pope names.
posted by soyjoy at 1:57 PM on December 13, 2005

Enough with the Chick bashing already!!! You guys wish you were half as funny as Jack Chick. The green eyed monster rears its ugly head once again...sigh...

What?

Not meant to be funny...

Are you sure?

Nevermind.
posted by MikeMc at 2:11 PM on December 13, 2005

Som lols, but it still doesn't beat Antlers of the Damned.
posted by fleetmouse at 2:18 PM on December 13, 2005

+Soyjoy. The stuff is so ripe for mockery, I'd better be laughing my ass off by the time I get through reading it. Alas, my ass remains firmly in place.
posted by JHarris at 2:21 PM on December 13, 2005

trance crackers
posted by Protocols of the Elders of Awesome at 2:49 PM on December 13, 2005

"Soyjoy"? More like "KillJoy"! Har har har! ... Am I right? *holds up unrequited "high-five"*
posted by indiebass at 2:51 PM on December 13, 2005

HAW! HAW! HAW!
posted by interrobang at 3:44 PM on December 13, 2005

Jesus'll survive. He has a good sense of humor. He needs one to deal with the antics of his fan club.
posted by jonmc at 4:07 PM on December 13, 2005

Thanks, PofEoA. That was cute. Heh. I had a chance to see Tiesto this year at Bman. I passed. I get Tiesto spam, and I don't even like dance music.
posted by mrgrimm at 4:50 PM on December 13, 2005

Someone beat me to ridiculing Jack Chick's shitty pamphlets?! I am totaly jealous. (these are awesome though!)
posted by Doorstop at 5:53 PM on December 13, 2005

Does no-one else get the horrible embedded audio? 'Cause that shit is a dealbreaker for me. I simply can't read this.
posted by Imperfect at 6:10 PM on December 13, 2005

God teaches us that man is descended from a race of jive-talking snake-men.
posted by gramschmidt at 6:27 PM on December 13, 2005

reminds me of 7th grade. doesn't take much to entertain you kids

GO BACK TO MAKING FUNNY MOVIES, WOODY.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 7:26 PM on December 13, 2005

Someone beat me to ridiculing Jack Chick's shitty pamphlets?! I am totaly jealous

Yes, fish in a barrel happen by far too infrequently.
posted by jonmc at 7:34 PM on December 13, 2005

Ok, I'm afraid from Dracula
posted by Smedleyman at 9:01 PM on December 13, 2005