The Internet is for Porn

January 14, 2006 1:16 PM

The Internet Is For Porn is a song from the Broadway comedy Avenue Q (an adult version of Sesame Street) that I found myself humming for quite a while after watching this homemade machinima video using World of Warcraft characters. (warning first link goes to a Google Video with audio).
posted by jonson (38 comments total)

Anyone have a lead to an mp3 version? The song is good, but the WW3 characters don't do it for me.
posted by anthill at 1:34 PM on January 14, 2006

Although the part at 2:42 is pretty funny.
posted by anthill at 1:35 PM on January 14, 2006

Heh.
posted by ColdChef at 1:41 PM on January 14, 2006

Don't miss out on the hot man on cow action at the end.
posted by id at 1:44 PM on January 14, 2006

Don't miss the chobits anime version
posted by MetaMonkey at 1:46 PM on January 14, 2006

**Pauses porn, and furious masturbation to watch video. Goes back to porn**
posted by Balisong at 1:59 PM on January 14, 2006

I first heard this on the ever horrid ytmnd.com. A source viewing reveals an mp3 version. But since it's a dynamicly generated embed, you'll have to deal with their version and their patented age verification system and find the mp3 uri yourself. Should be at the very end.
posted by mmdei at 2:05 PM on January 14, 2006

I prefer the horribly animated Flash version.
posted by O9scar at 2:06 PM on January 14, 2006

its ok I guess- think it would be funnier in the show (an adult version of sesame street sounds great!) but in isolation...meh.
posted by Flamingoroad at 2:09 PM on January 14, 2006

There is porn on the internet? I had no idea!!!
posted by Justinian at 2:50 PM on January 14, 2006

Avenue Q is an awesome show to see.
posted by Hands of Manos at 3:06 PM on January 14, 2006

Seemed a lot like the fortune cookie fortune + "in bed" = comedy gold formula.
posted by furtive at 3:52 PM on January 14, 2006

Anthill, if you have a BitTorrent client or a p2p program (and are willing to use it, heh) it's there on the internet along with porn. Or you could buy it from iTunes .
posted by alteredcarbon at 3:52 PM on January 14, 2006

The male Tauren dance totally makes it.
posted by terpsichoria at 3:52 PM on January 14, 2006

Thanks for your interest in Google Video.

Currently, the playback feature of Google Video isn't available in your country.

We hope to make this feature available more widely in the future, and we really appreciate your patience.

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:14 PM on January 14, 2006

crazy, I didn't realize that stav. Sorry...
posted by jonson at 5:01 PM on January 14, 2006

There's a clip from the actual stage version on their website.
posted by dgaicun at 5:43 PM on January 14, 2006

I found myself humming for quite a while after watching this

I'm having serious trouble exorcising this earworm, myself.
posted by Gator at 6:54 PM on January 14, 2006

stav, here's an alternative link to the same thing on youtube.com.
posted by of strange foe at 7:26 PM on January 14, 2006

I love the name "Kate Monster".
posted by joegester at 7:56 PM on January 14, 2006

Yeah, Avenue Q is awesome. Go see it!
posted by danb at 8:44 PM on January 14, 2006

Stav - you post that google video error message every time there's a google video link.

We get it.


Google video hasn't gotten to your neck of the woods yet.

We know it, and you know it.


Enough already.
posted by stenseng at 8:48 PM on January 14, 2006

That goddamn earworm has plagued me around the clock for several days now.
posted by intermod at 9:26 PM on January 14, 2006

I wish the show wasn't $50 for the cheap seats.
posted by teishu at 10:59 PM on January 14, 2006

Soo..."C" doesn't stand for cookie then?

Good enough for me.
posted by Smedleyman at 1:29 AM on January 15, 2006

My favorite Warcraft-related video [YouTubian]

And for those of you who can't access Google Video, this YouTubian version of "The Internet is For Porn" may be the ticket.

Disclaimer: I am a user of the YouTube website. :-P South Park episodes, anyone?
posted by Deathalicious at 4:22 AM on January 15, 2006

Whacka Whacka Whacka . . .
posted by dgaicun at 5:41 AM on January 15, 2006

stenseng: I didn't know it. And if one wants to participate in a conversation but cannot because of some annoying, arbitrary restriction as not being in the right country for Google Video (basically, "you can't see this because we say you can't"), then stavros' comment is really all you can say.
posted by JHarris at 8:25 AM on January 15, 2006

And if one wants to participate in a conversation but cannot . . .

Actually I thought the chicken was already helped through this problem, anyway:

Stav: . . . Currently, the playback feature of Google Video isn't available in your country.

Cup: . . . Have you tried the Google Proxy?

Stav: That is beautifully, ironically clever. Thank you, cup.

posted by dgaicun at 8:44 AM on January 15, 2006

the having-sex-with-cows bit at the end is actually making fun of the Tauren race in World of Warcraft, who do look sort of like a cow-human hybrid.

I really need to play that game less ;) it's fun
posted by Lectrick at 12:52 PM on January 15, 2006

Um, I think the word you're searching for is "Minotaur".
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 1:45 PM on January 15, 2006

...and when you say the reference is to World of Warcraft, what you're really saying is 'I live under a rock and have never read a book in my life.'
posted by bingo at 3:59 PM on January 15, 2006

Wow. All these haters. My top 5 list of favorite things for 01/15/2006.

1. The WoW Machima of the Avenue Q song 'Internet is for Porn'
2. YTMND.com. If you don't like it, you really suck. <3
3. Metafilter.
4. Amy's Mushroom + Olive Pizza
5. Um.. there is no 5.

And the YouTube link is from the Pure Pwnage series of videos, most are not that wonderful but then they have gems like that.
posted by cavalier at 6:16 PM on January 15, 2006

I thought it was pretty darn funny.
posted by dejah420 at 6:47 PM on January 15, 2006

Haters? Who?
posted by Gator at 6:52 PM on January 15, 2006

Damn, I'm surprised it took this long for this to come up here... I would have posted it last year if I'd realised. Oh well *shrug*
posted by crocos at 7:29 PM on January 15, 2006

Last year, you mean like 14 days ago? Damn, aren't you cool.
posted by jonson at 11:07 PM on January 15, 2006

this was a work of genius. it might be the the funniest thing ive ever seen online. i snuck it onto a friends myspace page in his comments. tee hee!
posted by dingobully at 3:50 AM on January 21, 2006