SERIOUSLY SERIOUS
April 21, 2006 11:16 PM Subscribe
LOOK AT ME BEING SERIOUS (nsfw: language, video)
The first thing you should do is get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.
This. This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This. This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get to sexually frustrated.
posted by sourwookie at 11:48 PM on April 21, 2006
Duck. Nice reflexes!
posted by loquacious at 11:51 PM on April 21, 2006
posted by loquacious at 11:51 PM on April 21, 2006
You know, Falconetti... I've certainly heard of that particular fringe cult and seen the "godhatesfags" website, but actually watching one of them talk... Wow. It's like looking into the face of pure fucking deranged evil. I never in my life thought I'd be cheering for Sean Hannity.
posted by papakwanz at 12:45 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by papakwanz at 12:45 AM on April 22, 2006
Re: Falconettit's disturbing FoxNews video.
"What I feel good about is putting the cup full of the fury of the wrath of God and making you drink it."
Lady, you are batshit crazy. I note also that your last name is something like "Phelps-Roper", so you're Fred's daughter, and you've been raised as a brainwashed automaton. I pity you. I pity what you'll feel in the one single moment that you'll have in your life to understand that God is so much bigger and broader than you will ever know. I pity the people who have so little to cling to that they choose your hateful, nonsensical path. I will dance on your grave: with my gay friends, with my Muslim friends, with my atheist friends. I promise you this: if you die before I do, I WILL dance on your grave.
Sorry. Now we can continue discussing that anal-retentive college boy.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 1:06 AM on April 22, 2006
"What I feel good about is putting the cup full of the fury of the wrath of God and making you drink it."
Lady, you are batshit crazy. I note also that your last name is something like "Phelps-Roper", so you're Fred's daughter, and you've been raised as a brainwashed automaton. I pity you. I pity what you'll feel in the one single moment that you'll have in your life to understand that God is so much bigger and broader than you will ever know. I pity the people who have so little to cling to that they choose your hateful, nonsensical path. I will dance on your grave: with my gay friends, with my Muslim friends, with my atheist friends. I promise you this: if you die before I do, I WILL dance on your grave.
Sorry. Now we can continue discussing that anal-retentive college boy.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 1:06 AM on April 22, 2006
Woah, Falconetti, they some crazy church mothr***krs.
Luckily the crazies tend to make themselves well known and so we can keep well away from them....
posted by Meccabilly at 1:08 AM on April 22, 2006
Luckily the crazies tend to make themselves well known and so we can keep well away from them....
posted by Meccabilly at 1:08 AM on April 22, 2006
What the hell is up with the radiant crown around Ms. Phelps-Roper's head in that interview with Hannity? She looked like the Virgin of Bakersfield.
posted by fourcheesemac at 1:19 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by fourcheesemac at 1:19 AM on April 22, 2006
A little research turns up this blog with more information about the unfortunate Mr. Holt and his baloon hating ways.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:33 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:33 AM on April 22, 2006
Or, "balloon" as they say outside of the projects.
/puts on ugly sweater and heads out to play baseball
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:33 AM on April 22, 2006
/puts on ugly sweater and heads out to play baseball
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:33 AM on April 22, 2006
ghostride da whip
on second thought... maybe not.
I did enjoy the Sean Hanity interview with the WBC girl. Just the idea that you could somehow have a rational conversation with anyone who ascribes to the WBC made me stare in horror.
I think I'm going to have to use this quote as an icebreaker at social events, though.
"What I feel good about is putting the cup full of the fury of the wrath of God and making you drink it."
posted by thanatogenous at 1:54 AM on April 22, 2006
on second thought... maybe not.
I did enjoy the Sean Hanity interview with the WBC girl. Just the idea that you could somehow have a rational conversation with anyone who ascribes to the WBC made me stare in horror.
I think I'm going to have to use this quote as an icebreaker at social events, though.
"What I feel good about is putting the cup full of the fury of the wrath of God and making you drink it."
posted by thanatogenous at 1:54 AM on April 22, 2006
Methinks "Average Homeboy" is Kevin Federline before he convinced his wife to bankroll his rapping career.
posted by piratebowling at 2:00 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by piratebowling at 2:00 AM on April 22, 2006
Where the air comes from ?!
Who knows, maybe the internets ?
posted by elpapacito at 2:02 AM on April 22, 2006
Who knows, maybe the internets ?
posted by elpapacito at 2:02 AM on April 22, 2006
OK. Just watched Kamau Kamobon's "kill all the white people" speech. And as a non-racist gun-toting Southerner, I say: "C'mon, bitch". I have more black friends than white, I have deeper roots in the black community than the white community, so bring it on! I'll perforate your ass with my legally acquired and registered .38 special, and you can whine about racial legitimacy while me and my black friends dance on your ass.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 2:05 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by BitterOldPunk at 2:05 AM on April 22, 2006
Kill. The White Man... KILL THE WHITE MAN!!!! (or, just Kill Whitey, whatever floats your boat)
posted by Debaser626 at 3:23 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by Debaser626 at 3:23 AM on April 22, 2006
BitterOldPunk: And as a non-racist gun-toting Southerner
I thought all American Southerners were racist.... ?
I have more black friends than white
Isn't that what all the white racist people say?
I have deeper roots in the black community than the white community
Oh yea, he's racist...
posted by Meccabilly at 3:38 AM on April 22, 2006
I thought all American Southerners were racist.... ?
I have more black friends than white
Isn't that what all the white racist people say?
I have deeper roots in the black community than the white community
Oh yea, he's racist...
posted by Meccabilly at 3:38 AM on April 22, 2006
Hee hee! That sanctimonious Ryan Holt guy is funny. "We were off doing good work," and now I'm way too freaking important to laugh at balloons, goddammit! I almost feel for the guy, since he's obviously having to do some major personal-image damage control. But then I realize that I don't. People in authority should frequently be reminded that disrespect for authority is healthy.
Let's keep the topic on Mr. High Blood Pressure instead of giving in to the "You're racist" "No, you're racist!" death spiral, hmm guys?
posted by dammitjim at 4:11 AM on April 22, 2006
Let's keep the topic on Mr. High Blood Pressure instead of giving in to the "You're racist" "No, you're racist!" death spiral, hmm guys?
posted by dammitjim at 4:11 AM on April 22, 2006
dammitjim: yeah the guy seriously needs to take himself less seriously
posted by elpapacito at 4:16 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by elpapacito at 4:16 AM on April 22, 2006
Ops I forgot : Look at you, you baby gorilla !
posted by elpapacito at 4:17 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by elpapacito at 4:17 AM on April 22, 2006
Step 1) Find a funny Youtube video
Step 2) Create a domain with some google ads and embed the Youtube video on the page.
Step 3) Profit!
posted by Space Coyote at 5:18 AM on April 22, 2006
Step 2) Create a domain with some google ads and embed the Youtube video on the page.
Step 3) Profit!
posted by Space Coyote at 5:18 AM on April 22, 2006
God, what a humourless dick balloon guy is. Don't you just know he's going to become a great "success" in his career and make a lot of lives miserable? I hope they did something far worse to him after that. Repeatedly.
As for the God Hates Fags person... well, I admit it's quite funny giving insane people a platform, but it's pretty silly trying to reason with them.
posted by Decani at 5:31 AM on April 22, 2006
As for the God Hates Fags person... well, I admit it's quite funny giving insane people a platform, but it's pretty silly trying to reason with them.
posted by Decani at 5:31 AM on April 22, 2006
This 'Gamecock'..... it vibrates?
posted by Meccabilly at 5:34 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by Meccabilly at 5:34 AM on April 22, 2006
I feel a little better after reading Joey Michael's link to learn that the USC in question was not the University of Southern California.
posted by birdherder at 5:52 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by birdherder at 5:52 AM on April 22, 2006
Homeboy Rapper doesn't do drugs AND he doesn't do crack.
That's pretty impressive.
The crazy people really freaked me out.
posted by seanyboy at 6:03 AM on April 22, 2006
That's pretty impressive.
The crazy people really freaked me out.
posted by seanyboy at 6:03 AM on April 22, 2006
All this hot air costs money, Ryan.
posted by allen.spaulding at 6:28 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by allen.spaulding at 6:28 AM on April 22, 2006
BUWHAHAHAHHAAHAHA !!
That was absolutely hilarious. What a total dick that kid is. I think we can be assured that we will see him on the ballot in the future. What a tool.
posted by a3matrix at 7:30 AM on April 22, 2006
That was absolutely hilarious. What a total dick that kid is. I think we can be assured that we will see him on the ballot in the future. What a tool.
posted by a3matrix at 7:30 AM on April 22, 2006
College students are stupid.
I am speaking from experience.
posted by cortex at 7:42 AM on April 22, 2006
I am speaking from experience.
posted by cortex at 7:42 AM on April 22, 2006
Also, I have to wonder if Drexen's image read "I'm Gay" when he posted it or that was hot-link retaliation.
posted by cortex at 7:45 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by cortex at 7:45 AM on April 22, 2006
I've been had! No, wait, uh... I've been set up!
Haha, well, that'll learn me.
P.S. it was of course meant to be Spottswoode.
posted by Drexen at 7:50 AM on April 22, 2006
Haha, well, that'll learn me.
P.S. it was of course meant to be Spottswoode.
posted by Drexen at 7:50 AM on April 22, 2006
Mod note: Meccabilly, BitterOldPunk, MetaTalk or email are available for your namecalling pleasure
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 9:25 AM on April 22, 2006
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 9:25 AM on April 22, 2006
What's worse: A deranged religious fanatic, or the television network that uses her for shock value and attention getting?
Also: Balloon man is an utter dick. Representative of most collegiate government types if I recall correctly. He's undoubtedly destined for great things.
posted by aladfar at 9:25 AM on April 22, 2006
Also: Balloon man is an utter dick. Representative of most collegiate government types if I recall correctly. He's undoubtedly destined for great things.
posted by aladfar at 9:25 AM on April 22, 2006
Step 1) Find a funny Youtube video
Step 2) Create a domain with some google ads and embed the Youtube video on the page.
Step 3) Profit!
My god, you found Step Two! I think it works in the general case, too: "Step 2: Create a domain with some google ads and [incorporate step 1]." To wit:
1) Gnomes steal underpants
2) Set up a new domain showing pictures of gnomes stealing underpants; run google ads
3) Profit!
posted by rkent at 9:35 AM on April 22, 2006
Step 2) Create a domain with some google ads and embed the Youtube video on the page.
Step 3) Profit!
My god, you found Step Two! I think it works in the general case, too: "Step 2: Create a domain with some google ads and [incorporate step 1]." To wit:
1) Gnomes steal underpants
2) Set up a new domain showing pictures of gnomes stealing underpants; run google ads
3) Profit!
posted by rkent at 9:35 AM on April 22, 2006
I just watched it again. It's still hilarious and the guy is still a humorless curmudgeon. However: when he asks "where did the air come from?" he's thinking that the perps used student activity fees to purchase compressed air. In tanks. Or from a compressor designed to inflate tires. Which is totally inappropriate.
I'm disappointed too.
posted by aladfar at 9:36 AM on April 22, 2006
I'm disappointed too.
posted by aladfar at 9:36 AM on April 22, 2006
as rkent has pointed out, it all has a rational explanation ... gnomes hate balloons and steal underpants ... the students were only trying to save mr v p's skivvies
and look how grateful he was ... the wretch!
posted by pyramid termite at 9:38 AM on April 22, 2006
and look how grateful he was ... the wretch!
posted by pyramid termite at 9:38 AM on April 22, 2006
"Where did this air come from?"
Funny.
I was going to say that let he (or she) who at some point in college didn't act like a dork throw the first rock but Homeboy is so annoyingly self important and as anyone who's pulled off a prank or two knows they make the absolute bestest targets. Reminds me of Frank Burns from MASH... hee hee.
posted by Skygazer at 9:47 AM on April 22, 2006
Funny.
I was going to say that let he (or she) who at some point in college didn't act like a dork throw the first rock but Homeboy is so annoyingly self important and as anyone who's pulled off a prank or two knows they make the absolute bestest targets. Reminds me of Frank Burns from MASH... hee hee.
posted by Skygazer at 9:47 AM on April 22, 2006
I couldn't finish watching that Shirley Phelps video. That is terrifying.
posted by jenovus at 12:09 PM on April 22, 2006
posted by jenovus at 12:09 PM on April 22, 2006
Ryan Holt remnds me a good chunk of the student politicians I ever met when I was in university. Some of them were pretty cool guys, liked to down a pint at the pub (so, they would've been the ones filling the balloons), but there were so many self-important prickfaces like Ryan Holt. Those guys who imagined that a place in student government would groom them for a position in Congress, but more often than not ended up being middle managers somewhere. This guy takes himself entirely too serious, and calling it a "waste of student resources" when it was MAYBE $5 worth of compressed air (or like $1 worth of electricity if they had a compressor) just makes him sound like even more of a dillhole.
posted by antifuse at 6:30 AM on April 24, 2006
posted by antifuse at 6:30 AM on April 24, 2006
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posted by loquacious at 11:18 PM on April 21, 2006