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November 4, 2006 6:36 PM

AirTorture - Your Premiere "Whisked Away" Airline
Book your flight from **Undisclosed location** to sunny **Undisclosed location** today! Or you may just have a flight booked for you. Enjoy the waterboarding sports!

It's a no brainer (NSFW background)!
posted by fenriq (13 comments total)

Satisified international customer testimonial.
posted by Rumple at 6:49 PM on November 4, 2006

I like the boarding pass. [pdf] I think I might print a bunch of those up and hand them out on the street.
posted by EarBucket at 6:57 PM on November 4, 2006

Oh dudes, its a total SCAM! I snooped around a bit, and it turns out Amnesty International is behind the whole thing. They just want you to 'Donate' money to support this tourism company, which itself is fake... God! I can't believe Amnesty International would sink so low as to try and scam poor people out of their money. I'm outraged!
posted by wumpus at 7:07 PM on November 4, 2006

I wonder if the FBI would raid Amnesty international if that fake boarding pass were editable.
posted by StephenV at 7:11 PM on November 4, 2006

"We will interrogate people we pick up off the battlefield to determine whether or not they've got information that will be helpful to protect the country."

And, so, let's see... since the "battlefield" is anywhere that "terror" can occur... and "terror" is a "global threat"...and a "terrorist" is anyone possibly (or impossibly) engaged in "evildoing"...including "domistic terrorism"... that means the Bush administration can hold and torture
anyone
for no reason
indefinitely.

That's where we are now.
posted by squirrel at 7:30 PM on November 4, 2006

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posted by LarryC at 7:32 PM on November 4, 2006

Here is the blog of the kid that made the fake boarding pass generator. He was visited by the FBI, twice so far.
posted by lee at 7:36 PM on November 4, 2006

He was visited by the FBI, twice so far.

It's his own fault. He should have stuck to something more acceptable, like nuclear primers.
posted by homunculus at 7:56 PM on November 4, 2006

The printable ticket was very well done, but I was hoping for something more like that NWA boarding pass generator.
posted by rolypolyman at 8:17 PM on November 4, 2006

I completely misread this post, thinking it consisted solely of the final paragraph. I clicked it and thought, "Godamighty! Worst post EVAR! One dumb pic of Cheney with FUCK behind him maybe?! Godamighty!"

Now I feel dumb.
posted by cgc373 at 8:26 PM on November 4, 2006

Executive Airlines. They'll get you there.
posted by BillsR100 at 8:56 PM on November 4, 2006

cgc373: I did exactly the same thing. We are dumb together.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 9:52 PM on November 4, 2006

Guess I'm not the only one who goes straight for the NSFW.

BTW, fenriq, thank you for exercising good judgement and restraint on the issue of NSFW Cheney. Mention those words to google images, on the other hand, and the results are downright viscious. That man must not be very popular with the webmaster demographic, judging from all the severed cocks.
posted by ryanrs at 11:38 PM on November 4, 2006