Havidol
February 23, 2007 7:04 AM Subscribe
Havidol® (avafynetyme HCl, 20mg tablets & suppositories) When more is not enough.
I read through the page, but at the very bottom, it said "This site is intended only for residents, 18 years and older, of the United States", so I had to forget everything I'd read.
posted by Bugbread at 7:17 AM on February 23, 2007
posted by Bugbread at 7:17 AM on February 23, 2007
Side effects may include mood changes, muscle strain, extraordinary thinking, dermal gloss, impulsivity induced consumption, excessive salivation, hair growth, markedly delayed sexual climax, inter-species communication, taste perversion, terminal smile, and oral inflammation. Very rarely users may experience a need to change physicians.
posted by jmccw at 7:17 AM on February 23, 2007
posted by jmccw at 7:17 AM on February 23, 2007
Personally, I'm on a new tranquilizer called Fukitol.
It's very good.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 7:19 AM on February 23, 2007 [3 favorites]
It's very good.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 7:19 AM on February 23, 2007 [3 favorites]
It's fake? I was getting my hopes up.
posted by Critical_Beatdown at 7:22 AM on February 23, 2007
posted by Critical_Beatdown at 7:22 AM on February 23, 2007
I'd have been proud to work on this product rather than screwing around with heart disease and cancer.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 7:25 AM on February 23, 2007
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 7:25 AM on February 23, 2007
Dude, that's some serious parody writing there [Warning: pdf].
posted by wah at 7:26 AM on February 23, 2007
posted by wah at 7:26 AM on February 23, 2007
I was getting my hopes up.
They you need Axeptitol™.
It's for treating dysphoric aniticipatory enlargement syndrome (DAES).
posted by wah at 7:29 AM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
They you need Axeptitol™.
It's for treating dysphoric aniticipatory enlargement syndrome (DAES).
posted by wah at 7:29 AM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
That "y" is an "n" in my mind.
(I suffer from keyboardally challenged hereditary disorder (TCHD). Luckily, I'm on Typitol™ to treat the symptoms.)
posted by wah at 7:31 AM on February 23, 2007
(I suffer from keyboardally challenged hereditary disorder (TCHD). Luckily, I'm on Typitol™ to treat the symptoms.)
posted by wah at 7:31 AM on February 23, 2007
The chemical name given in the prescribing information is actually that of Cialis.
posted by Joe Invisible at 7:50 AM on February 23, 2007
posted by Joe Invisible at 7:50 AM on February 23, 2007
wah writes "That 'y' is an 'n' in my mind."
In your mind's eye, you wrote this? →
wah writes "Then nou need Axeptitol™.
"It's for treating dnsphoric aniticipatorn enlargement snndrome (DAES)."
posted by Bugbread at 8:36 AM on February 23, 2007
In your mind's eye, you wrote this? →
wah writes "Then nou need Axeptitol™.
"It's for treating dnsphoric aniticipatorn enlargement snndrome (DAES)."
posted by Bugbread at 8:36 AM on February 23, 2007
Personally, I'm on a new tranquilizer called Fukitol.
posted by romakimmy at 8:53 AM on February 23, 2007
posted by romakimmy at 8:53 AM on February 23, 2007
bugbread
Look, it's a disease all right. I'm on the meds. What more can I due?
posted by wah at 9:01 AM on February 23, 2007
Look, it's a disease all right. I'm on the meds. What more can I due?
posted by wah at 9:01 AM on February 23, 2007
Why does every thread have to be about DAES.
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:37 AM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:37 AM on February 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
Reuters: Fake drug, fake illness -- and people believe it!
posted by BeerFilter at 1:06 PM on February 23, 2007
posted by BeerFilter at 1:06 PM on February 23, 2007
The chemical name given in the prescribing information is actually that of Cialis.
huh, I thought that was mycoxaflopin
posted by FreedomTickler at 1:36 PM on February 23, 2007 [3 favorites]
huh, I thought that was mycoxaflopin
posted by FreedomTickler at 1:36 PM on February 23, 2007 [3 favorites]
Thanks for the link, BeerFilter. I was wondering why, when I lived in the US, they didn't have all these medicinal ads, but recently when I go back to the US to visit, they're all over the TV. I didn't realize they used to be illegal, and were legalized the year after I left.
posted by Bugbread at 1:52 PM on February 23, 2007
posted by Bugbread at 1:52 PM on February 23, 2007
The latest issue of the Lancet has an essay focus on "Medicalisation in the 21st century". I would make a FPP out of it but the content is subscriber-only.
posted by Gyan at 4:36 PM on February 23, 2007
posted by Gyan at 4:36 PM on February 23, 2007
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