Very petite, like a potato

December 20, 2007 4:11 PM

Weng Weng Rap is a musical tribute to the Philippines's beloved 2' 9" tall superspy, the star of such films as For Your Height Only (audio clips). (Some lyrics mildly NSFW.)
posted by whir (12 comments total)

I really can't believe this has never been linked to hear before. It's the only reason I have never posted it.

That amazing little bastard.
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:15 PM on December 20, 2007

His nipples make me shudder.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 4:28 PM on December 20, 2007

I want one.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:47 PM on December 20, 2007

His stunt double appears to be some sort of inanimate object.
posted by Tube at 5:57 PM on December 20, 2007

Does Weng Weng do his own stunts and martial arts?
posted by Nelson at 6:00 PM on December 20, 2007

I read it as "Philadelphia" instead of "Philippines" -- so I was much more entertained than I expected to be.
posted by not_on_display at 6:04 PM on December 20, 2007

Weng Weng Rap is nice, but 2 feet 8 inches too tall. If I could only have one undersized crime fighter I've gotta go with Inch High Private Eye.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 6:15 PM on December 20, 2007

That video was twice as long as Weng Weng.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 6:33 PM on December 20, 2007

He's dead. He was a primeval dwarf?
posted by A189Nut at 1:46 AM on December 21, 2007

Man, I just heard the song via the remix on Kenny vs. Spenny.
posted by graventy at 2:56 AM on December 21, 2007

A189Nut: I think you mean primordial, not primeval, in which case, yes.
posted by spaceman_spiff at 3:04 AM on December 21, 2007

OH MY GOD! That was seriously one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.
posted by milarepa at 7:59 AM on December 21, 2007