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February 12, 2008 11:01 AM Subscribe
The awesomeness of 70s porn dialogue and non-sex scenes. All YouTube links, all more or less NSFW. Bat Pussy rides to the recue on a Hoppity Hop. The Swedes do their version of an animated Snow White. "Can I see your thing now?" More Swedish goodness. "What kind of deals did you have in mind?" And a young Ron Jeremy tries his moves on Seka.
When I worked as a projectionist in a porn theatre in the early eighties I'd sometimes chop out any groovy intro's and extranious lame conversations. Ended with quite an interesting reel of 60's to 80's set design and pre-fuck dialog.
posted by xjudson at 11:35 AM on February 12, 2008
posted by xjudson at 11:35 AM on February 12, 2008
The Bat Pussy music is awesome! I wonder if Crippled Dick Hot Wax! ever put it out on one of their porn music compilations.
posted by Kattullus at 11:53 AM on February 12, 2008
posted by Kattullus at 11:53 AM on February 12, 2008
And now I know how Q*bert was born. Bat Pussy.
posted by not_on_display at 11:55 AM on February 12, 2008
posted by not_on_display at 11:55 AM on February 12, 2008
My brain insists on reading the title of this post in the voice of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
posted by EarBucket at 11:55 AM on February 12, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by EarBucket at 11:55 AM on February 12, 2008 [3 favorites]
Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment.
posted by Citizen Premier at 12:02 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Citizen Premier at 12:02 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
I met my wife at a Ron Jeremy movie. Well, kinda--she'd responded to my personal ad, and we had been emailing back and forth. When I mentioned that I'd be going to the local premiere of Jeremy's bio-pic, complete with a Q&A with the star, she staked out the theater to get a look at me. The Hedgehog himself signed my underwear.
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:05 PM on February 12, 2008
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:05 PM on February 12, 2008
Is Bat Pussy some kind of masturbatory erection-maintaining challenge? "Think you can beat off to anything, huh? How about extended scenes of a guy in a bad Batman costume hopping around seated on a rubber ball, flapjack? Think you got what it takes?" Nyangg-nyangg-nyangg-nyangg-nyan-nyan-nyan... I'm envisioning an entire heretofore unknown subculture of extreme masturbators, and this is their version of flipping a snowboard off the peak of Kilimanjaro or something.
At one point, Bat Pussy continues his interminable hopping next to a highway as a semi passes by. I'd like to think this caused the poor trucker to think he'd finally lost too much sleep and gone permanently insane.
posted by DecemberBoy at 12:08 PM on February 12, 2008 [6 favorites]
At one point, Bat Pussy continues his interminable hopping next to a highway as a semi passes by. I'd like to think this caused the poor trucker to think he'd finally lost too much sleep and gone permanently insane.
posted by DecemberBoy at 12:08 PM on February 12, 2008 [6 favorites]
So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the fuck is Ringo?
posted by shakespeherian at 12:15 PM on February 12, 2008
posted by shakespeherian at 12:15 PM on February 12, 2008
Well, don't forget Debbie Does Dallas. Yeah, I'm in the generation who grew up trying to tune in that wavy, purple-red image of the Playboy Channel.
posted by crapmatic at 12:20 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by crapmatic at 12:20 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
premiere of Jeremy's bio-pic, complete with a Q&A with the star,
You know how at every celebrity Q&A, there's at least one guy who doesn't ask a question so much as he rambles while mentioning obscure details of the celebrity's career to establish to one and all that he is a true-blue fan? At the Ron Jeremy Q&A I was at, that guy was fucking creepy.
posted by Bookhouse at 12:24 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
You know how at every celebrity Q&A, there's at least one guy who doesn't ask a question so much as he rambles while mentioning obscure details of the celebrity's career to establish to one and all that he is a true-blue fan? At the Ron Jeremy Q&A I was at, that guy was fucking creepy.
posted by Bookhouse at 12:24 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
If it helps any, DecemberBoy, the guy in the bad Batman costume is actually a girl. Rrrooowwwrrrr.
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:34 PM on February 12, 2008
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:34 PM on February 12, 2008
I've seen the unedited Batpussy, you have my personal word of honor that the endless bouncing down the side of the highway and through various culverts and disused pastures on that crazy ball is far and away the most arousing part of the movie. I am particularly curious to know why they chose to shoot this from 350 yards away.
posted by Divine_Wino at 12:40 PM on February 12, 2008
posted by Divine_Wino at 12:40 PM on February 12, 2008
Somewhere there's a Hippity Hop bouncing ball fetishist for whom this movie is the perfect thing to turn their crank. Cheers to you, bud.
I'd love to see the whole German Snow White thing.
posted by Nelson at 1:48 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
I'd love to see the whole German Snow White thing.
posted by Nelson at 1:48 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
crapmatic, that was fantastic. I love how the entire movie, when edited, is four minutes long. I guess it's true... people don't watch for the exposition.
posted by TheNewWazoo at 2:06 PM on February 12, 2008
posted by TheNewWazoo at 2:06 PM on February 12, 2008
The other day, I was at O'Hare airport at 1 am waiting in the taxi line in my trendy los angeles paperthin jacket. It was probably 5 degrees outside and snowy. Ron Jeremy burst from the airport, said "excuse me" very politely as he scurried towards a waiting limousine, slipped on black ice and almost faceplanted right in front of me, but incredibly managed to keep his balance and made it to the limo. The cold didn't feel so bad after that.
posted by felix at 2:16 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by felix at 2:16 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
Bat Pussy IS awesome. The best is when shes clearly having trouble staying on the ball (see the lake bounce), but nuts to you! says the cameraman/director/producer and the shot rolls on. They got what they needed. And its pure gold.
I also can't stop watching it. This may or may not turn into a problem.
posted by MPnonot3 at 3:00 PM on February 12, 2008
I also can't stop watching it. This may or may not turn into a problem.
posted by MPnonot3 at 3:00 PM on February 12, 2008
Bat Pussy music. Stuck. In my head. Won't stop. Ow.
posted by rokusan at 3:06 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by rokusan at 3:06 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
Indeed, crapmatic. I remember seeing Debbie Does Dallas back in college, and the damn thing can definitely burn its way into your memory. I really do believe that what we see there is the entirety of what could be shown on youtube.
posted by Navelgazer at 5:54 PM on February 12, 2008
posted by Navelgazer at 5:54 PM on February 12, 2008
He fixes the cable?
posted by Hicksu at 10:16 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Hicksu at 10:16 PM on February 12, 2008 [1 favorite]
Don't be fatuous, Hicksu.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:35 PM on February 12, 2008
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:35 PM on February 12, 2008
Uh, Bat Pussy...
So I'm trying to figure out why she stopped at the lake. Did she take a pee? I think she took a pee. But from the other side of the lake, it was hard to tell.
I don't think that was ever meant to be porn. That was clearly performance art. I may not know porn from erotica but I know bad art when I see it.
posted by Toekneesan at 4:55 AM on February 13, 2008
So I'm trying to figure out why she stopped at the lake. Did she take a pee? I think she took a pee. But from the other side of the lake, it was hard to tell.
I don't think that was ever meant to be porn. That was clearly performance art. I may not know porn from erotica but I know bad art when I see it.
posted by Toekneesan at 4:55 AM on February 13, 2008
Internet to the rescue: that Swedish German Snow White porno, originally named Schneeflittchen hinter den 7 Bergen seems to be making the rounds as a PAL DVD rip. Linking to it is probably frowned upon, but I guess there's no harm in saying that I found it by searching for "Schneeflittchen" at btjunkie.org.
posted by lifeless at 5:19 AM on February 13, 2008
posted by lifeless at 5:19 AM on February 13, 2008
I hope one day that some aspiring director decides to do a $150 million dollar reimagining of Bat Pussy. Perhaps Die Flederkatze Begins or something.
They would have to make the Hoppity Hop CG and call it 'The Bouncer' to really make it work though.
posted by quin at 1:08 PM on February 13, 2008
They would have to make the Hoppity Hop CG and call it 'The Bouncer' to really make it work though.
posted by quin at 1:08 PM on February 13, 2008
What's the name of the actor in the "Can I see your thingy" clip?
posted by Bugbread at 2:39 PM on February 15, 2008
posted by Bugbread at 2:39 PM on February 15, 2008
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