Nintendo Virtual Urinating Game

April 10, 2008 9:10 AM

Nintendo Wee
posted by jonson (49 comments total)

Today is April 10th.
posted by Dr-Baa at 9:14 AM on April 10, 2008

(meaning it's a little late to be posting April Fool's Day pranks)
posted by Dr-Baa at 9:16 AM on April 10, 2008

Ummm...don't cross the streams?
posted by never used baby shoes at 9:16 AM on April 10, 2008 [2 favorites]

I see what they did there. I also see eponystericity.
posted by DU at 9:18 AM on April 10, 2008

I think someone is taking the piss.
posted by stenseng at 9:22 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Am I the only one who sees a fortune in the burgeoning pegging market?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:24 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Freud never could have imagined this would happen.
posted by TechnoLustLuddite at 9:29 AM on April 10, 2008 [2 favorites]

New study shows: video game industry found to be the cause of violence, and massive movement of women standing up to urinate in bathrooms.
posted by |n$eCur3 at 9:31 AM on April 10, 2008

I wonder if, at the upper levels, you have to contend with things like enlarged prostates. And do you lose points if you don't shake? Or if you shake too much?

Damn it, why does this have to be fake! I need answers to these eternal questions!
posted by quin at 9:31 AM on April 10, 2008

Lol rickrolled...
posted by saxamo at 9:34 AM on April 10, 2008

Blazecock, I am so there. I'm calling my team; we're getting started on Sodomii right now. You'll get a cut.
posted by boo_radley at 9:34 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

This is a good way for Nintendo to break that 'Kidtendo' label, by targeting repeat play for older casual gamers. So this should be pretty popular - as you get older, you find yourself playing this game more and more in the middle of the night.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:38 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

So when we were visiting Tokyo recently and saw lines of Japanese schoolgirls waiting to play an amazing new game for the Wii called Super Pii Pii Brothers we were only a little surprised.

So, let me get this straight ... this wii remote, it vibrates??
posted by Dave Faris at 9:40 AM on April 10, 2008

it was quite unusual to see the "strap-on" style accessory

Ohhh, wiii, one can imagine what's cumming next!
posted by ericb at 9:41 AM on April 10, 2008

I remember when we only had Weepy the Wee Wee.
posted by louche mustachio at 9:57 AM on April 10, 2008

Ohhh, wiii, one can imagine what's cumming next!

I'm sure urine for a treat.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:00 AM on April 10, 2008 [2 favorites]

It looked pretty impossible to switch between toilets with a relentless pee stream. Maybe they could use the trigger button as a 'squeeze it off' feature... but hold it in too long, and bad things happen.
posted by anthill at 10:04 AM on April 10, 2008

I'm playing as I type this.
posted by Dizzy at 10:06 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

I hope it's not the old-school analog version.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:09 AM on April 10, 2008

Don't worry, Mustachio, I hear the interface is mainly digital.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 10:16 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

I'm still holding out for Kegel Kegel Revolution.
posted by jbickers at 10:20 AM on April 10, 2008 [5 favorites]

You'll get a cut.

Oh geez, let's not bring circumcision into this.
posted by danOstuporStar at 10:21 AM on April 10, 2008

Pepsi Yellow.
posted by klangklangston at 10:26 AM on April 10, 2008

Maybe they could use the trigger button as a 'squeeze it off' feature... but hold it in too long, and bad things happen.

You can waggle
You can hit B
But that last drop
Will be on the seat.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 10:28 AM on April 10, 2008

This game was leaked before release.
posted by CynicalKnight at 10:32 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Wait, this is fake?

This should be real. Somebody has to be doing this.
posted by empath at 10:34 AM on April 10, 2008

I had heard about flow on the PS3, but I hadn't heard about this.
posted by Elmore at 10:42 AM on April 10, 2008

> I had heard about flow on the PS3

Don't be silly. It's not a game you could play with a joystick.
posted by ardgedee at 10:44 AM on April 10, 2008

I guess the Wii really is number one.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:53 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Along the same lines, seems like you could totally play Piss Drunk Game or Turd Basketball (NSFW) on your Wii in Opera?
posted by book at 10:59 AM on April 10, 2008

I'm looking forward to combining this with Boong-Ga Boong-Ga. I'll call it The Legend of Super Boong-Ga Pii-pii.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 11:06 AM on April 10, 2008

I wonder if Fred Savage is available to sign on to the movie promoting this game, The Whizard?
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:13 AM on April 10, 2008

wow
posted by [son] QUAALUDE at 11:25 AM on April 10, 2008

I am literally Laughing Out Loud at this amusing April Fools Day stunt the Internet cooked up a mere ten days ago. What will they think of next? Perhaps something involving an unlikely merger between two rival technology corporations? Hah, that shall be the day, indeed! Or perhaps an amusing Four-Oh-Four message! Or perhaps something involving Google announcing something outrageously inventive! Oh, how the tears of laughter shall stream from our childrens' faces as we smile upon them with all of the creative power of the world harnessed on that one magnificent day.
posted by cmonkey at 11:32 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

cmonkey, thanks for taking the piss out of the prank. :(
posted by maxwelton at 11:37 AM on April 10, 2008

(meaning it's a little late to be posting April Fool's Day pranks)

Holding it in that long is bound to cause a Ninfection.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:39 AM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Reminds of this amusing video: Rejected Wii Play games.
posted by damn dirty ape at 11:44 AM on April 10, 2008

We need a flag for "belated April Fool's content".

FWiW, I didn't find it funny. What I did find funny is how many people were caught out by this one.
posted by Eideteker at 11:49 AM on April 10, 2008

You could play don't whiz on the electric fence.
posted by mike3k at 12:07 PM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

I guess the Wii really is number one

Which makes the PS3 & XBox 360 number twos.
posted by mike3k at 12:12 PM on April 10, 2008

What's really funny is that this would be a million seller if Nintendo would allow someone to make it. Brilliant.
posted by BigBrooklyn at 12:34 PM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

Isn't this just a ripoff of that add-on module "Campfire Extinguisher" for the game Outside?
posted by inigo2 at 1:13 PM on April 10, 2008 [1 favorite]

I [don't] want the R. Kelly bonus content.
posted by fusinski at 1:42 PM on April 10, 2008

Well, the PS3 is certainly brown...
posted by stenseng at 1:46 PM on April 10, 2008

Once you get to level 13 or so, you start getting "split streams". I can't believe how accurately they've modeled how you control of the dynamics of a "double". Very realistic. Very difficult.
posted by Anything at 1:47 PM on April 10, 2008

how you control of the dynamics

(Oh, also, I, well... made that up.)
posted by Anything at 1:50 PM on April 10, 2008

The saddest thing of all was that I knew this was an April Fool's thing (and didn't find it particularly funny or clever) because I knew the Japanese word for "pee" sounds nothing like what you'd think ("shikko").
posted by DoctorFedora at 2:19 PM on April 10, 2008

Great story, though I can't help but think: if the woman in the video spent some of that time, energy, focus, and talent learning to play an actual penis, she'd have developed skills that are also modes of expression and communication, and much less finitely fun than one game. But maybe that's just the old fogey in me.
posted by horsewithnoname at 2:23 PM on April 10, 2008

Ha—so when you get shikker, you have to go shikko?

I'm sure there's also some really tasteless wordplay I could tack on here about JAPs and Japs ... I leave it to you, friends.
posted by limeonaire at 4:47 PM on April 10, 2008