Stone Trek

May 29, 2008 10:34 AM

Stone Trek - To boldly go where no caveman has gone before.
posted by Class Goat (20 comments total)

Lawn. Off mine. Now.
posted by Dizzy at 10:40 AM on May 29, 2008

Do people still make two versions of sites, one "enhanced" and one "HTML?" Just pick one and go with it...
posted by autodidact at 10:43 AM on May 29, 2008

Thanks to the lousy navigation, annoying laugh track and (spare me the) noun-stone jokes I quickly lost interest in what might be a half decent mash-up of elementary school lunch time tv reruns (Flintstones, Star Trek, Gilligan's Island) with a bit of Star Wars.

Someone put it on RockTube please.
posted by furtive at 10:43 AM on May 29, 2008

Do people still make two versions of sites, one "enhanced" and one "HTML?" Just pick one and go with it...

It's web 2.stone.
posted by Debaser626 at 10:44 AM on May 29, 2008

Firefox prevented this site from opening 2 popups.

FAIL
posted by DU at 10:51 AM on May 29, 2008

Wow. Sucked. Sucked Hard.
posted by elwoodwiles at 10:52 AM on May 29, 2008

You may get more mileage from your dilithium crystals by warping over to these two sites:
• Assorted Star Trek Jokes
• Assorted Human Jokes fitted for Klingons
Janeway OUT.
posted by not_on_display at 10:53 AM on May 29, 2008

Star Trekkin, through the universe!
Always goin' forward cause we can't find reverse!
posted by The Power Nap at 10:55 AM on May 29, 2008

GEICO has ruined cavemen for me.
posted by Eideteker at 11:51 AM on May 29, 2008 [1 favorite]

Do people still make two versions of sites, one "enhanced" and one "HTML?" Just pick one and go with it...

The site and cartoons are from, like, 2005.

Still no excuse, but slightly less ridiculous.
posted by rokusan at 11:59 AM on May 29, 2008

slightly less ridiculous.

No.
posted by Artw at 12:05 PM on May 29, 2008

It's humor Jim, but not as we know it.
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 12:36 PM on May 29, 2008 [5 favorites]

Alright, so after finally getting through the popups, things aren't so bad. Not like I'll be going back all the time, but alright.
posted by theichibun at 12:55 PM on May 29, 2008

Thanks to the lousy navigation, annoying laugh track and (spare me the) noun-stone jokes I quickly lost interest...

Yeah. It's not nearly as good the usual geologist jokes. I swear to god some secret agency (GSA?) will take you out if you don't throw in the obligatory rock puns. Cleavage? Cummingtonite? I mean, c'mon here, people.

In reality, I pretty much hated the Flintstones humor in the first place, though, so something replicating it probably wouldn't please me much. And seconding the absolute horribleness of the laugh track. If they had to use it, maybe it shouldn't have been every three seconds.

I did like how the bees talked, though
posted by six-or-six-thirty at 1:22 PM on May 29, 2008

This was funniest when it was just a concept: the opening title, and an episode guide that included a parody of each original Star Trek episode. That was nearly a decade ago... the full episodes came a few years after that. Didn't know it was even still around.

six-or-six-thirty: In reality, I pretty much hated the Flintstones humor in the first place

You are my mortal enemy.
posted by evilcolonel at 2:13 PM on May 29, 2008

The Jetsons sucked too.
posted by Artw at 2:54 PM on May 29, 2008 [1 favorite]

I want my 30 seconds (navigation) back.
posted by humannaire at 7:13 PM on May 29, 2008

Firefox prevented this site from opening 2 popups.

FAIL

and how!
posted by ZachsMind at 7:21 PM on May 29, 2008

The Jetsons sucked too.

Oh, we're agreed there.
posted by evilcolonel at 7:27 PM on May 29, 2008

ARGH! Laugh tracks now corrupting flash animation as well.
posted by BrotherCaine at 12:12 AM on May 30, 2008