Breakfasthenge
June 17, 2008 8:25 AM Subscribe
In ancient times - hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people: The Porkids
No one knows who they were, or what they were doing
But their legacy remains - hewn into the crispy meat of BACONHENGE
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:34 AM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
Lived a strange race of people: The Porkids
No one knows who they were, or what they were doing
But their legacy remains - hewn into the crispy meat of BACONHENGE
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:34 AM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
To be fair, the vegetables are potatoes, onions and mushrooms - not exactly bacon's sworn enemy.
posted by spec80 at 8:41 AM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by spec80 at 8:41 AM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
These are the people that need to storm the Renegade Craft Fair castle and put all the god damn cutsie etsy crafters to the sword. I went to the Renegade Craft Fair in Brooklyn on Sunday. I'd like to know what is so renegade about every single booth having the same silk screened t shirts and woodcut prints of owls, birds, trees, fish and little monsters. EVERY. SINGLE. BOOTH.
I need the Bacon of Hate.
posted by spicynuts at 8:43 AM on June 17, 2008 [2 favorites]
I need the Bacon of Hate.
posted by spicynuts at 8:43 AM on June 17, 2008 [2 favorites]
You would befoul my bacon with... twinkies? That, sir, is an unfood, and is unworthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as twinkies!
posted by gregvr at 8:58 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by gregvr at 8:58 AM on June 17, 2008
I had a vision just now. Of a bacondesic dome (or maybe geobaconic dome). But how to fasten the vertices? Paperclips?
posted by DU at 9:05 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by DU at 9:05 AM on June 17, 2008
But how to fasten the vertices? Paperclips?
slim jims.
posted by spicynuts at 9:11 AM on June 17, 2008
slim jims.
posted by spicynuts at 9:11 AM on June 17, 2008
More bacon stuff. Video at bottom: bacon and egg ice cream.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:10 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:10 AM on June 17, 2008
I'm pretty certain that's the most disgusting edible thing I've ever seen. Up there with that 20x20 In-N-Out burger that did the rounds a few years back. Yeeeuch.
posted by bwerdmuller at 10:11 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by bwerdmuller at 10:11 AM on June 17, 2008
20x20 In-N-Out burger that did the rounds a few years back.
YM 100X100. HTH.
posted by dersins at 10:30 AM on June 17, 2008
YM 100X100. HTH.
posted by dersins at 10:30 AM on June 17, 2008
How about bubblegum?
If it's bacon flavored gum, then I'm on board with this decision.
posted by spicynuts at 10:41 AM on June 17, 2008
If it's bacon flavored gum, then I'm on board with this decision.
posted by spicynuts at 10:41 AM on June 17, 2008
I look at that 100x100 page every few months and just marvel. I can't even get a 3x3 down.
posted by rokusan at 11:24 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by rokusan at 11:24 AM on June 17, 2008
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French toast -- OK, whatever
Eggs -- Sure, I guess
Vegetables -- Touching my bacon?!?
For proper worship to unhealthy eating, the structural members of Baconhenge should be Twinkies.
posted by DU at 8:31 AM on June 17, 2008