You Duck Stealing Goin Pile!
June 18, 2008 10:05 AM Subscribe
Insult generators have been done previously (here and here), but there's something about this one that makes me smile.
If you don't think so, you're a Thighbone Cooking Doodle Drinker.
Another insult generator post? Seriously?
... you burger-burping zombie-herder...
posted by Navelgazer at 10:13 AM on June 18, 2008
... you burger-burping zombie-herder...
posted by Navelgazer at 10:13 AM on June 18, 2008
Hey, I think I know a few lard biting horse riders...
posted by lostburner at 10:20 AM on June 18, 2008
posted by lostburner at 10:20 AM on June 18, 2008
Sticks and stone may break my bones, but a random insult generator in 2008? Please.
posted by Dave Faris at 10:21 AM on June 18, 2008
posted by Dave Faris at 10:21 AM on June 18, 2008
I always configure insult mode on sudo.
posted by Zed_Lopez at 10:24 AM on June 18, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Zed_Lopez at 10:24 AM on June 18, 2008 [2 favorites]
I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
posted by inigo2 at 10:29 AM on June 18, 2008
posted by inigo2 at 10:29 AM on June 18, 2008
Just think of me as an Insult Mechanical Turk, here for your convenience.
"Fuck you, you stupid clown!"
That will be $5.
posted by quin at 10:31 AM on June 18, 2008
"Fuck you, you stupid clown!"
That will be $5.
posted by quin at 10:31 AM on June 18, 2008
uh, that's "thighbone cooking dookie drinker."
amateurs.
posted by CitizenD at 10:48 AM on June 18, 2008
amateurs.
posted by CitizenD at 10:48 AM on June 18, 2008
The illustrations are a nice touch.
You Poop Hugging Poop Farmer!
posted by anthom at 10:49 AM on June 18, 2008
You Poop Hugging Poop Farmer!
posted by anthom at 10:49 AM on June 18, 2008
Sticks and stone may break my bones, but a random insult generator in 2008? Please.
Man, what a Granny Burping Tourist Poker!
posted by not_on_display at 11:27 AM on June 18, 2008
Man, what a Granny Burping Tourist Poker!
posted by not_on_display at 11:27 AM on June 18, 2008
I am a toilet licking ass gurgler...by the way...what is this "Insult Generator" you are all on about?
posted by Shfishp at 11:34 AM on June 18, 2008
posted by Shfishp at 11:34 AM on June 18, 2008
Spam sipping seal sack.
Do I get points for alliteration?
posted by anthom at 11:34 AM on June 18, 2008
Do I get points for alliteration?
posted by anthom at 11:34 AM on June 18, 2008
I actually am a Thighbone Cooking Doodle Drinker, but I didn't realize that it was an insult. Can't a guy have a hobby without somebody judging them? This fucking sucks.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 11:49 AM on June 18, 2008
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 11:49 AM on June 18, 2008
Fucking cunt donghammering asstard.
posted by bunnytricks at 12:05 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by bunnytricks at 12:05 PM on June 18, 2008
And I shall spring upon thee utilzing a mathematical entity that when subjected to one or more operations yields another mathematical entity or its elements.
posted by Debaser626 at 12:10 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by Debaser626 at 12:10 PM on June 18, 2008
Fuck yes: groin banging thighbone rider!
posted by cowbellemoo at 12:12 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by cowbellemoo at 12:12 PM on June 18, 2008
There's this one, built by yours truly for Christophe the Insultor.
posted by eustacescrubb at 12:13 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by eustacescrubb at 12:13 PM on June 18, 2008
Doodle poking thighbone poker??
This thing kinda sucks.
posted by Mister_A at 12:27 PM on June 18, 2008
This thing kinda sucks.
posted by Mister_A at 12:27 PM on June 18, 2008
Safe for third grade, boring for anyone older than that...
posted by HuronBob at 12:30 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by HuronBob at 12:30 PM on June 18, 2008
You Goblin Licking Turd Farmer!
posted by Mastercheddaar at 12:47 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by Mastercheddaar at 12:47 PM on June 18, 2008
Fuck off you fucking Armenian.
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:37 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:37 PM on June 18, 2008
Wise guy, huh?
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:56 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:56 PM on June 18, 2008
I just got called a face-faced face gargler.
I think it's trying to tell me something.
posted by tehloki at 4:10 PM on June 18, 2008
I think it's trying to tell me something.
posted by tehloki at 4:10 PM on June 18, 2008
MetaFilter: Freakishly Accurate Fetish Psychic
posted by jeffburdges at 4:16 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by jeffburdges at 4:16 PM on June 18, 2008
I just got called an ass hugging snot herder.
This really is freakishly accurate, as I have some sort of DoomFlu which involves more mucous than a Ridley Scott film.
That mental image you just got? You're welcome.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:01 PM on June 18, 2008
This really is freakishly accurate, as I have some sort of DoomFlu which involves more mucous than a Ridley Scott film.
That mental image you just got? You're welcome.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:01 PM on June 18, 2008
Groin Squeezing Snot Spammer!
I'll be damned if it ain't right on the money.
posted by Xoebe at 7:51 PM on June 18, 2008
I'll be damned if it ain't right on the money.
posted by Xoebe at 7:51 PM on June 18, 2008
Grandma eating nose farmer?
Toilet hunting doodie grabber?
Yeah ok, it's funny.
posted by miss lynnster at 8:26 PM on June 18, 2008
Toilet hunting doodie grabber?
Yeah ok, it's funny.
posted by miss lynnster at 8:26 PM on June 18, 2008
Face Poking (HURF DURF) Butter Humper.
posted by notquitemaryann at 9:28 PM on June 18, 2008
posted by notquitemaryann at 9:28 PM on June 18, 2008
Is it wrong that the first thing that popped into my head was "donkey raping shit eater" from South Park, which seems to have the same rhythm to it...
posted by primer_dimer at 4:20 AM on June 19, 2008
posted by primer_dimer at 4:20 AM on June 19, 2008
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I thought this was an insult site, not some freakishly accurate fetish psychic.
posted by flarbuse at 10:13 AM on June 18, 2008 [2 favorites]