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SOMEHOW, THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CLIPS SEEMED APPROPRIATE FOR INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY: WORLD'S FASTEST CLAPPER - WORLD'S FASTEST DRINKER - WORLD'S FASTEST UNDRESSER - WORLD'S FASTEST SHOOTER and WORLD RECORD 124 HEADSPINS.
GAAAH CLAPPY GUY'S FLAILING HANDS!
posted by cowbellemoo at 7:01 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by cowbellemoo at 7:01 AM on October 22, 2008
OUR ECONOMY IS UNCERTAIN, BUT CAPS LOCK IS CONSTANT! FEEL THE RELIEF OF MARKET CAPS!
posted by furtive at 7:04 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by furtive at 7:04 AM on October 22, 2008
i'm a maverick
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:05 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:05 AM on October 22, 2008
What does this have to do with the election, exactly?
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 7:07 AM on October 22, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 7:07 AM on October 22, 2008 [2 favorites]
Tell me they didn't cut to a calculator at the end of world's fastest shooter.
posted by phaedon at 7:08 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by phaedon at 7:08 AM on October 22, 2008
I'M SUPER HANS, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
posted by Super Hans at 7:12 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by Super Hans at 7:12 AM on October 22, 2008
I've watched the fastest undresser video three or four times now and I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW HE DOES IT!
posted by marsha56 at 7:12 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by marsha56 at 7:12 AM on October 22, 2008
I CAN SEE THE MOON FROM MY HOUSE CLEARLY I AM AN ASTRONAUT
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:14 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:14 AM on October 22, 2008
TOGETHER THEY ARE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.
posted by stavrogin at 7:27 AM on October 22, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by stavrogin at 7:27 AM on October 22, 2008 [2 favorites]
I LOVE THIS POST AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
ALSO THE BABY IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A HORROR MOVIE WHERE A SPIDER HAS A HUMAN CHILD.
posted by uncleozzy at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2008
ALSO THE BABY IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A HORROR MOVIE WHERE A SPIDER HAS A HUMAN CHILD.
posted by uncleozzy at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2008
I TRIED TO CLAP AS FAST AS TOAST BUT I JUST HURT MY HANDS!
posted by anazgnos at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by anazgnos at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2008
CLAPPING GUY HAS ORGASM FACE
posted by unSane at 7:35 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by unSane at 7:35 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
I think I figured out how the undresser does it. You see how he pulls his t-shirt up and puts it in his mouth? The bottom of the shirt is still stuck in his belt, and it's like a stretched rubber band. So when he bends over and loosens his pants the other end of the t-shirt is released which snaps both the t-shirt and the overshirt over his head; meanwhile he's doing a little "hop" while pulling his pants down so he gets his legs out of them and can bundle it all up while getting the shirts off his wrists.
Great party trick!
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:06 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
Great party trick!
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:06 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
Also, that baby moves like a headcrab. I tried to shoot it. Really.
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:07 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:07 AM on October 22, 2008
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT BABY COULD GO FASTER IF IT TRIED HARDER.
posted by unknowncommand at 8:21 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by unknowncommand at 8:21 AM on October 22, 2008
seanmpuckett- you're lucky. I had to bludgeon it to death with a crowbar.
posted by Hactar at 8:23 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by Hactar at 8:23 AM on October 22, 2008
I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS CAPS LOCK DAY ALREADY. ALL MY E-MAILS TODAY HAVE BEEN IN, UH, REGULAR LOCK. NOOOO.
posted by slimepuppy at 8:54 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by slimepuppy at 8:54 AM on October 22, 2008
I CAN SEE THE MOON FROM MY HOUSE CLEARLY I AM AN ASTRONAUT
Busted!
posted by humannaire at 9:08 AM on October 22, 2008
Busted!
posted by humannaire at 9:08 AM on October 22, 2008
DAMN THAT FREE CLIMBER GOES UP FASTER THAN I GO SIDEWAYS.
posted by Mister_A at 9:09 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by Mister_A at 9:09 AM on October 22, 2008
YAY CARPS LORK DAY AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY JUST LIKE LAST YEAR YAY.
posted by eyeballkid at 10:54 AM on October 22, 2008
posted by eyeballkid at 10:54 AM on October 22, 2008
CAN YOU HEAR ME OK WAY IN THE BACK?!
OK GOOD. I WILL SEE YOUR POINTLESS WORLD RECORD CLIPS ANDRAISE STACK YOU ONE
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 11:30 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
OK GOOD. I WILL SEE YOUR POINTLESS WORLD RECORD CLIPS AND
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 11:30 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
AHH, BUT WHAT ABOUT SMALL CAPS?
posted by sonic meat machine at 4:00 PM on October 22, 2008
posted by sonic meat machine at 4:00 PM on October 22, 2008
AHH, BUT WHAT ABOUT SMALL CAPS?
RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALL HEADS.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:05 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALL HEADS.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:05 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
CAPS LOCK DAY HAS GONE TOO COMMERCIAL
I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE BIG LETTERS
posted by moift at 5:38 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE BIG LETTERS
posted by moift at 5:38 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]
THIS IS THE WORLDS SLOWEST CAPSLOCK RELATED THREAD, YOU PEOPLE ARE SHIFT-KEY PHONIES
posted by TwelveTwo at 9:59 PM on October 22, 2008
posted by TwelveTwo at 9:59 PM on October 22, 2008
HAPPY CAPSIK DAY. I HATE VIDEOS WERE PEOPLE ARE LIEK "HEY... I LIEK GOT THIS THING AN YOUTUBE AND SUCH." I PREFER BETTER CONTENT ALL TIMES
posted by dagosto at 11:10 PM on October 22, 2008
posted by dagosto at 11:10 PM on October 22, 2008
GAAAH CLAPPY GUY'S FLAILING HANDS!
We've been here before. Such a non-standard reciprocating action is no more "clapping" than blowing a raspberry is definable as "smacking your lips together" or vomiting copiously as "the world's fastest spitting".
posted by raygirvan at 12:10 PM on October 23, 2008
We've been here before. Such a non-standard reciprocating action is no more "clapping" than blowing a raspberry is definable as "smacking your lips together" or vomiting copiously as "the world's fastest spitting".
posted by raygirvan at 12:10 PM on October 23, 2008
Such a non-standard reciprocating action is no more "clapping" than blowing a raspberry is definable as "smacking your lips together" or vomiting copiously as "the world's fastest spitting".
Or laboriously overthinking such obviously lightweight subject matter is "having something interesting to say".
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:16 PM on October 23, 2008 [1 favorite]
Or laboriously overthinking such obviously lightweight subject matter is "having something interesting to say".
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:16 PM on October 23, 2008 [1 favorite]
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WORLD'S FASTEST BABY.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:57 AM on October 22, 2008