Make a Deal
March 13, 2009 1:02 PM Subscribe
Don't want to empty the compost bin this week? How about a raise? Just sm00ve the negotiations.
Yeah, me too. I wouldn't choose IE6 on Windows Server 2003 either, but tell that to my boss.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 1:11 PM on March 13, 2009
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 1:11 PM on March 13, 2009
It worked for me...well, when I say worked, I'm still waiting to hear back from my parents on that soft loan of £5,000 I want. You'll miss me at Christmas you uncaring bastards!
posted by Sova at 1:17 PM on March 13, 2009
posted by Sova at 1:17 PM on March 13, 2009
Dear girlfriend,I can't wait to see if this works!
I've got a deal for you.
If you will give me the old bouncy-bouncy
then
I will promptly fall asleep.
Do you
Agree
or
Negotiate
Let me know
posted by Skot at 1:21 PM on March 13, 2009
Such an useful service for:
the passiveAGGRESSIVE!
(cowards)
the inarticilet
conflict a ... v ... o ... i ... d ... e ... r ... s
stalkers (?}, creeps ಥ_ಥ, and pervets (ΘεΘ;)
posted by Foci for Analysis at 1:25 PM on March 13, 2009
the passiveAGGRESSIVE!
(cowards)
the inarticilet
conflict a ... v ... o ... i ... d ... e ... r ... s
stalkers (?}, creeps ಥ_ಥ, and pervets (ΘεΘ;)
posted by Foci for Analysis at 1:25 PM on March 13, 2009
Dear acquaintance,
I've got a deal for you.
If you won't critique my interprative dance about loss of the img tag
then
I will obsessively count orange humvees until I have a number devisable by 7.
Do you
* Agree
*
* or
*
* Negotiate
Let me know
--Me
I like that there is no option to disagree.
posted by Bernt Pancreas at 1:28 PM on March 13, 2009 [1 favorite]
I've got a deal for you.
If you won't critique my interprative dance about loss of the img tag
then
I will obsessively count orange humvees until I have a number devisable by 7.
Do you
* Agree
*
* or
*
* Negotiate
Let me know
--Me
I like that there is no option to disagree.
posted by Bernt Pancreas at 1:28 PM on March 13, 2009 [1 favorite]
Dear email aggregator,
I've got a deal for you.
If you will get rid of all my friends
then
I will promptly give you all their email addreses.
Do you
Agree
or
Negotiate
Let me know
Umm, maybe I got the steps backwards.
posted by cjorgensen at 1:42 PM on March 13, 2009 [2 favorites]
I've got a deal for you.
If you will get rid of all my friends
then
I will promptly give you all their email addreses.
Do you
Agree
or
Negotiate
Let me know
Umm, maybe I got the steps backwards.
posted by cjorgensen at 1:42 PM on March 13, 2009 [2 favorites]
More like email AGGRAVATOR, AMINOTCORRECTINMYASSERTION?
posted by Mister_A at 1:46 PM on March 13, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by Mister_A at 1:46 PM on March 13, 2009 [3 favorites]
For this to really be useful it would have to be on torn scraps of notebook paper in the fourth grade.
posted by ook at 2:22 PM on March 13, 2009
posted by ook at 2:22 PM on March 13, 2009
Dear Ridikolus,
I've got a deal for you.
If you don't eat Tracy Jordan's family and agree to have Donaghy Estates as your primary corporate sponsor at the Source Awards
then
I will have Tracy host.
Do you
* Agree
*
* or
*
* Negotiate
Let me know
--Jack Donaghy
posted by jimmythefish at 2:25 PM on March 13, 2009 [1 favorite]
I've got a deal for you.
If you don't eat Tracy Jordan's family and agree to have Donaghy Estates as your primary corporate sponsor at the Source Awards
then
I will have Tracy host.
Do you
* Agree
*
* or
*
* Negotiate
Let me know
--Jack Donaghy
posted by jimmythefish at 2:25 PM on March 13, 2009 [1 favorite]
Dear acquaintance,
I've got a deal for you.
If you won't agree that this is a pretty weak FPP
then
I will profusely reply with snarky comments
Do you
* Agree
*
* or
*
* Negotiate
Let me know
--Me
posted by Simon Barclay at 2:34 PM on March 13, 2009
I've got a deal for you.
If you won't agree that this is a pretty weak FPP
then
I will profusely reply with snarky comments
Do you
* Agree
*
* or
*
* Negotiate
Let me know
--Me
posted by Simon Barclay at 2:34 PM on March 13, 2009
While the idea seems cute, I don't give trustworthy sites my e-mail address, much less random funny ones.
posted by graventy at 2:48 PM on March 13, 2009
posted by graventy at 2:48 PM on March 13, 2009
I don't think that an email harvester would have this about page.
posted by Pants! at 4:14 PM on March 13, 2009
posted by Pants! at 4:14 PM on March 13, 2009
Contractor
IOU
<<<<<unreset
Come back.......
Meh. Pockettetss on shippes.
posted by Mblue at 4:14 PM on March 13, 2009
IOU
<<<<<unreset
Come back.......
Meh. Pockettetss on shippes.
posted by Mblue at 4:14 PM on March 13, 2009
Hey, neat! In the last hour I've assumed majority ownership of GE, Exxon, Time-Warner, etc, etc - a very diverse portfolio of Dow 500 notables. I even negotiated peace in the Middle East, tried Bush and Company for war crimes, cured cancer and HIV/AIDS and managed to house and feed 99.9% of the world.
Yeah, I kind of cheated. I just used the smoove API to control my legion hordes of killer organic gardening ninja deathbots. Right, sorry, that was a lot of carnage, I know. But I'm fairly confident in the strength and accuracy in the detect a bastard algorithms being, if anything, too lenient and forgiving and they are very strongly safety-interlocked with the punch 'em in the dick subroutines. And, well, we did feed them very nicely first and just look at how the grass grows and flowers bloom!
Sorry. I just wanted to see if I could. I posted videos to Instructables and Make, want to see them? No? I'll go back to my room now.
posted by loquacious at 4:17 PM on March 13, 2009 [1 favorite]
Yeah, I kind of cheated. I just used the smoove API to control my legion hordes of killer organic gardening ninja deathbots. Right, sorry, that was a lot of carnage, I know. But I'm fairly confident in the strength and accuracy in the detect a bastard algorithms being, if anything, too lenient and forgiving and they are very strongly safety-interlocked with the punch 'em in the dick subroutines. And, well, we did feed them very nicely first and just look at how the grass grows and flowers bloom!
Sorry. I just wanted to see if I could. I posted videos to Instructables and Make, want to see them? No? I'll go back to my room now.
posted by loquacious at 4:17 PM on March 13, 2009 [1 favorite]
I don't think that an email harvester would have this about page.
Just depends on the target market.
posted by Miko at 4:48 PM on March 13, 2009
Just depends on the target market.
posted by Miko at 4:48 PM on March 13, 2009
The list has "girlfriend" and "ex-wife" but not "wife". Apropos.
posted by DU at 6:21 PM on March 13, 2009
posted by DU at 6:21 PM on March 13, 2009
No option for the judge or the government? Useless to me then.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:48 AM on March 14, 2009
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:48 AM on March 14, 2009
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