FLASH - O - RAMA!!!
June 17, 2001 1:20 AM Subscribe
FLASH - O - RAMA!!! The Flashforward Flash film festival finalasts. Hours of fun....
For someone with broadband, this is both addictive and time-consuming.
A "beef," though (spoiler warning):
center-of-the-world.com, picked randomly: while engaging (to say the least) is nothing more than a sex show. No wonder they save the movie trailers until the very end of your interactive experience--if you knew the movie was just a saucier version of "Pretty Woman," there's no way you'd go past what I'll call the "sexually-oriented chat scene."
(Assuming one isn't an overweight, balding 40-year-old haxOr cracking porn-site passwords from his bitchin' bachelor pad in his mother's basement; in which case, a potty-mouthed chatbot with an IRC vocabulary accompanied by jerky images of a woman masturbating is, perhaps, the most desirable of undoubtedly few options.)
I was expecting to see a "caught on tape" sort of murder at the end of/during said chat scene, prompting the beginning of a "who-dun-it" not unlike Cloudmakers.org (plug).
Oh yeah, here's a tip--don't get too excited if your hostess seems to become fond of you. She's equally as ardent when it comes to dairy, those square Japanese watermelons that've become all the rage, and proponents of Canadian foreign policy... as long as the dialogue is sprinkled liberally with a few instances of "nipple" and "huge, ludicrous boobies."
posted by precocious at 6:17 AM on June 17, 2001
A "beef," though (spoiler warning):
center-of-the-world.com, picked randomly: while engaging (to say the least) is nothing more than a sex show. No wonder they save the movie trailers until the very end of your interactive experience--if you knew the movie was just a saucier version of "Pretty Woman," there's no way you'd go past what I'll call the "sexually-oriented chat scene."
(Assuming one isn't an overweight, balding 40-year-old haxOr cracking porn-site passwords from his bitchin' bachelor pad in his mother's basement; in which case, a potty-mouthed chatbot with an IRC vocabulary accompanied by jerky images of a woman masturbating is, perhaps, the most desirable of undoubtedly few options.)
I was expecting to see a "caught on tape" sort of murder at the end of/during said chat scene, prompting the beginning of a "who-dun-it" not unlike Cloudmakers.org (plug).
Oh yeah, here's a tip--don't get too excited if your hostess seems to become fond of you. She's equally as ardent when it comes to dairy, those square Japanese watermelons that've become all the rage, and proponents of Canadian foreign policy... as long as the dialogue is sprinkled liberally with a few instances of "nipple" and "huge, ludicrous boobies."
posted by precocious at 6:17 AM on June 17, 2001
uhhh precocious, we know :)
http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/6842
http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/7210
posted by sawks at 6:38 AM on June 17, 2001
http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/6842
http://www.metafilter.com/comments.mefi/7210
posted by sawks at 6:38 AM on June 17, 2001
...What are the odds that I'd randomly pick (from 60 sites) the site that has not one, but two (excluding this one) MeFi threads devoted to it?
I'm good. *flex*
(In other words: hey, I just like saying "boobies," okay?)
posted by precocious at 6:50 AM on June 17, 2001
I'm good. *flex*
(In other words: hey, I just like saying "boobies," okay?)
posted by precocious at 6:50 AM on June 17, 2001
Honest mistake. At first I thought it was a tribute to the Journey to the Center to the Earth.
Yeah, I check out a bunch. They look nice and everything, but entirely forgettable.
posted by john at 11:03 AM on June 17, 2001
Yeah, I check out a bunch. They look nice and everything, but entirely forgettable.
posted by john at 11:03 AM on June 17, 2001
precocious:
hell yeah! cloudmakers rule!
how far have you gotten? i've collected quite a few of loki's pieces.
posted by jcterminal at 5:33 PM on June 17, 2001
hell yeah! cloudmakers rule!
how far have you gotten? i've collected quite a few of loki's pieces.
posted by jcterminal at 5:33 PM on June 17, 2001
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nice site thou...
posted by monkeyJuice at 5:37 AM on June 17, 2001