Steve?

August 19, 2009 4:41 PM

Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan!
posted by Christ, what an asshole (48 comments total)

Christ, what an Alan.
posted by bwg at 4:51 PM on August 19, 2009

I watched this on a laptop while, in the same room, my children were watching Hannah Montana. I have never found Hannah Montana to be as fascinating as it was for that 90 seconds.
posted by jbickers at 4:52 PM on August 19, 2009

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posted by darkstar at 4:56 PM on August 19, 2009

Not as good as the Hey! dinosaurs.
posted by borkencode at 4:56 PM on August 19, 2009 [7 favorites]

I lol'd. Good show.
posted by deezil at 5:02 PM on August 19, 2009

Read my lips: stoopid.
posted by cogneuro at 5:03 PM on August 19, 2009

Oh come on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU

And that was in 2002. (I'd be interested if there was a precursor.)

Back of the net!
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 5:05 PM on August 19, 2009

Nice comments.
posted by Artw at 5:05 PM on August 19, 2009

REALLY stoopid.
posted by Seekerofsplendor at 5:07 PM on August 19, 2009

I do not understand this. Can someone please explain this youtube to me?
posted by TwelveTwo at 5:08 PM on August 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Read my lips: stoopid.

Your lips may read stoopid, but all I can hear is "Alan."
posted by eyeballkid at 5:09 PM on August 19, 2009 [3 favorites]

Alan-o-Akbar.
posted by gman at 5:10 PM on August 19, 2009

Eponysterical.
posted by dersins at 5:10 PM on August 19, 2009

What. What. What. What. Whaaaat!
posted by jocelmeow at 5:12 PM on August 19, 2009 [17 favorites]

what's stupid is I have Orbital playing in iTunes along with that video and thought it was a part of that video and was all ready to snark out with my cark out about how it was the worst use ever of Youtube music ever but then the Alan-ing stopped (Al-Anon?) and the Orbital didn't and now it's just Orbital and the truth is I kind of miss Alan already.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 5:21 PM on August 19, 2009 [2 favorites]

I liked when he said Alan.
posted by DU at 5:26 PM on August 19, 2009 [3 favorites]

I would just like to direct everybody to watch the video in jocelmeow's comment, as it is probably one of the funniest things that exist.
posted by tehloki at 5:29 PM on August 19, 2009 [3 favorites]

who the heck is Alan?
posted by HuronBob at 5:30 PM on August 19, 2009 [2 favorites]

Yawn.
posted by beagle at 5:37 PM on August 19, 2009

Alan is Morris, et?
posted by Nick Verstayne at 5:38 PM on August 19, 2009

I laughed.
posted by sharpener at 5:39 PM on August 19, 2009

Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
- As spoken by Alan (Partridge), who is played by a Steve (Coogan)

And the internet implodes...
posted by evadery at 5:46 PM on August 19, 2009 [4 favorites]

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
posted by brundlefly at 5:48 PM on August 19, 2009

OH THAT ALAN!
posted by washburn at 5:58 PM on August 19, 2009

That goat sounded like Professor Frink. Paging Dr. Moreau...

Thanks for that, jocelmeow.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 6:03 PM on August 19, 2009

I'm not Alan, you ridiculous, loud-mouthed Marmota. Alan's that, over there.
posted by steef at 6:06 PM on August 19, 2009

Alan's nice, but he's no Spencer. He's a sexy little rattlesnake.
posted by adipocere at 6:08 PM on August 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Re: jocelmeow's link:

HOLY CRAP! JERRY LEWIS IS TRAPPED INSIDE THAT GOAT!
posted by Ron Thanagar at 6:35 PM on August 19, 2009

What. What. What. What. Whaaaat!

Is this something I'd need to be a goat to understand?
posted by Netzapper at 6:35 PM on August 19, 2009 [3 favorites]

I liked the sharks. It'd make paying for scuba lessons worthwhile if they really did that.
posted by Salmonberry at 6:35 PM on August 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Bob! Help!
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:39 PM on August 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Ok, groundhogs, groundhogs, do we have sharks? Sharks it is! Sharks, going once, going twice... goats? Did I hear goats? Yes, we have goats! Goats, going once...did I just hear a tree sloth from the front row?
posted by orme at 7:09 PM on August 19, 2009

I have learned: Prairie dogs: Not Funny. Goats: Funny.
posted by Diablevert at 7:10 PM on August 19, 2009

Fuck Planet Earth (previously)
posted by Rhaomi at 7:18 PM on August 19, 2009 [5 favorites]

I find this oddly soothing.
posted by The Whelk at 8:38 PM on August 19, 2009

I have no idea what is going on... I'll be in my room. Changing my name. There's also

At least they spelled it right.

And - oh my god! It's full of Sharks!
posted by xorry at 8:42 PM on August 19, 2009

I much prefer this stuff to that fucking Bush's Baked Beans dog.
posted by jeremy b at 8:47 PM on August 19, 2009

Alan Brady, Alan Brady, Alan Brady, Alan Brady (Buddy Sorrell)
posted by stargell at 8:48 PM on August 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Immediately reminded me of Alan Partridge, but it looks like someone got there before me.
posted by seanyboy at 4:44 AM on August 20, 2009

Alan is my name, so I found this video deeply amusing. I made the mistake of sending it to my friends, however, who have found a new way to greet me.
posted by alzi at 4:58 AM on August 20, 2009 [1 favorite]

wow, in five days from twitter to mefi. this must be an all-time record.
posted by krautland at 5:16 AM on August 20, 2009

I love the shark segment.
posted by a3matrix at 6:43 AM on August 20, 2009

This was mildly amusing until about halfway through, I guess. Then I had to put the coffee cup down....
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 7:27 AM on August 20, 2009

Planet Earth
posted by ageispolis at 12:51 PM on August 20, 2009

No, no, ahaaooo.
posted by feelinglistless at 3:53 PM on August 20, 2009

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
posted by bicyclefish at 5:51 PM on August 20, 2009

My hubby Steve finally answered from the other room. Had no idea he was in movies until now.
posted by ms_rasclark at 8:56 PM on August 20, 2009

As an Alan, I approve of this use of Alan.
posted by liquidindian at 11:48 PM on August 20, 2009