Your next Nobel Prize winner.
July 13, 2001 12:05 PM   Subscribe

Your next Nobel Prize winner. (Shower sciences)
posted by geronimo_rex (5 comments total)
 
I'd give him a Nobel Prize if I could...but only if he had a damn SOLUTION to the problem that I swear, every morning at 5:45 am, that I am going to devote my life to solving because it drives me crazy. Arg. Good to know that science is working on it, at least.
posted by davidmsc at 12:17 PM on July 13, 2001


Several possible solutions:
  1. Use one of the magnet-bottomed shower curtains
  2. Smear a bit of water on the shower wall and stick the curtain to that -- the surface tension of the water will cause the curtain to adhere to the wall enough to resist billowing in, most of the time.
  3. Get a big-ass exhaust fan and have it suck air away from the opposite side of the shower curtain
  4. Get a glass partition installed instead
  5. Have a team of beautiful Swedish nursemaids sponge-bathe you instead
posted by jammer at 12:23 PM on July 13, 2001


This research certainly qualifies for an Ig Nobel Prize.
posted by nonharmful at 12:28 PM on July 13, 2001


re Ig Nobel prizes - has this woman really not eaten since 1993?
posted by jeb at 1:34 PM on July 13, 2001


She doesn't have *room* to eat - she's full of shit :)

"Cosmic Internet Academy" indeed.
posted by UncleFes at 2:58 PM on July 13, 2001


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