Everyone looks like shit
November 14, 2010 8:49 AM Subscribe
"You Look Like Shit" The Megacut.
the "scratch and sniff" stickers are not in included in bonus features.
posted by clavdivs at 8:58 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by clavdivs at 8:58 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
You look like shit / what's your problem, bitch? / your legs feel like sandpaper / you can't do anything right
posted by adipocere at 9:12 AM on November 14, 2010
posted by adipocere at 9:12 AM on November 14, 2010
That embedded video looks like shit.
posted by clvrmnky at 9:22 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by clvrmnky at 9:22 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
The Whelk, how can I put this delicately,
Are you feeling okay/tired/alright/unsnarky/terrible/fine/in need of a nap/in need of a shave/hammerd/in a ponytail/translocated off a wagon?
posted by Blasdelb at 9:23 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
Are you feeling okay/tired/alright/unsnarky/terrible/fine/in need of a nap/in need of a shave/hammerd/in a ponytail/translocated off a wagon?
posted by Blasdelb at 9:23 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
Unlike most things like this the words didn't lose meaning after a while, but became more and more literal. Like, it went from, "You look really bad!" to, "You look like you're made of feces."
The best part is that the shift occurred as that one kid was talking to the other kid in a hospital bed in whatever movie that's from.
posted by cmoj at 9:25 AM on November 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
The best part is that the shift occurred as that one kid was talking to the other kid in a hospital bed in whatever movie that's from.
posted by cmoj at 9:25 AM on November 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
Because well, from you profile picture it looks like you've lost a lot of pixels, that shits not healthy.
posted by Blasdelb at 9:26 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Blasdelb at 9:26 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
That embedded video looks like shit.
The entire Huffington Post website looks like shit. The video was taking an age to load, so I scrolled down to read the comments... and scrolled... and scrolled... and seriously how much useless junk can you fit on one frickin' web page (answer: a lot). And by the time I scrolled all the way back up, the video played for 3 seconds before buffering. They have enormous panels for Twitter, Facebook, Digg and Bing, and yet for some reason won't use Youtube to embed their videos?
posted by afx237vi at 9:30 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
The entire Huffington Post website looks like shit. The video was taking an age to load, so I scrolled down to read the comments... and scrolled... and scrolled... and seriously how much useless junk can you fit on one frickin' web page (answer: a lot). And by the time I scrolled all the way back up, the video played for 3 seconds before buffering. They have enormous panels for Twitter, Facebook, Digg and Bing, and yet for some reason won't use Youtube to embed their videos?
posted by afx237vi at 9:30 AM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
MetaFilter: how much useless junk can you fit on one frickin' web page (answer: a lot)
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:39 AM on November 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:39 AM on November 14, 2010 [2 favorites]
I just watched that while getting dressed. Now I feel like a downtrodden Bruce Willis, minus the harmonica skills.
posted by defenestration at 9:56 AM on November 14, 2010
posted by defenestration at 9:56 AM on November 14, 2010
I'm still waiting for the necksnap megacut. It'll be brutal, and long. Whenever I see the necksnap trope in media, I can't help think about whateverpoor paralyzed guard laying on the floor while the hero goes dancing away.
posted by Catblack at 10:14 AM on November 14, 2010
posted by Catblack at 10:14 AM on November 14, 2010
So, hippybear, are you saying that video looked like shit?
posted by Samizdata at 2:00 PM on November 14, 2010
posted by Samizdata at 2:00 PM on November 14, 2010
afx237vi: "That embedded video looks like shit.
The entire Huffington Post website looks like shit. The video was taking an age to load, so I scrolled down to read the comments... and scrolled... and scrolled... and seriously how much useless junk can you fit on one frickin' web page (answer: a lot). And by the time I scrolled all the way back up, the video played for 3 seconds before buffering. They have enormous panels for Twitter, Facebook, Digg and Bing, and yet for some reason won't use Youtube to embed their videos"
Youtube link
posted by ShawnStruck at 2:34 PM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
The entire Huffington Post website looks like shit. The video was taking an age to load, so I scrolled down to read the comments... and scrolled... and scrolled... and seriously how much useless junk can you fit on one frickin' web page (answer: a lot). And by the time I scrolled all the way back up, the video played for 3 seconds before buffering. They have enormous panels for Twitter, Facebook, Digg and Bing, and yet for some reason won't use Youtube to embed their videos"
Youtube link
posted by ShawnStruck at 2:34 PM on November 14, 2010 [1 favorite]
"You look like shit" is a fractured lesson about our stereotype of Hollywood’s obsession with appearance. None to pleasing to watch.
"Get out of there!" on the other hand is hypnotic and sublime. Thanks, NMcCoy.
posted by mistersquid at 8:30 PM on November 15, 2010
"Get out of there!" on the other hand is hypnotic and sublime. Thanks, NMcCoy.
posted by mistersquid at 8:30 PM on November 15, 2010
I forgot to add riotous.
posted by mistersquid at 8:32 PM on November 15, 2010
posted by mistersquid at 8:32 PM on November 15, 2010
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