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jabo the magnificent
acrobat
jabo's past is shrouded in mystery but they were an only child. They were entrusted with a magical loaf pan but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They hope to retrieve a rare instapot.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
7
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
loaf pan of holding
torn birthday suit
autocratic inkblot of cryptoanarchy
silver fishpants
Spells
Poison Vision
Barrier Of Troll
Hasty Redaction
Skills
flim-flam
typography
knot-tying