Metafilter Character Sheet
His thoughts were red thoughts the hopeful
law-keeper
His thoughts were red thoughts has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were the child of loving parents. They read a couple wikipedia pages about deadgoating and no one knows quite why they left home. They search for a decent cup of coffee.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
6
Vitality:
5
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
15
Equipment
dull noodle of happiness
shield of bloat
cudgel of gumption
Spells
Ice Storm
Field Of Wind
Aura Of Grar
Skills
deadgoating
boggling