Metafilter Character Sheet
byanyothername the greyfell
mayor
byanyothername hails from the big city's sewer system, where they were the child of loving parents. Eminent domain displaced their home and no one knows quite why they left home. They fear sleeping outdoors.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
6
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
7
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
+3 gilded stillsuit of mansplaining
water balloon of pointiness
unfair baby bjorn of the clean refrigerator
descriptive hula skirt of bunking
Spells
Omgwtfbbq
Tweetstorm
Skills
etching
hyperbole
bred-liking
appointment-keeping