Metafilter Character Sheet
taz the little impaler
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taz hails from the deepest jungle, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. A genie granted them knowledge of mindreading but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They're hoping to see their best friend again.
Voracity:
29
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
14
Equipment
cathartic stillsuit
banana of mortification
diffuse flute of anticipation
Spells
Well, Actually
Side Eye
Skills
fitted sheet folding
mindreading
dad jokes