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sarcasticah the cocksure
assistant necromancer
sarcasticah was discovered in the wilderness, the child of loving parents. They aspired to learn cataloguing, to no success, but the disappearance of their co-worker still haunts them. They travel with their sly horse.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
16
Vivacity:
13

Equipment

heartbreaking chicken of compassion
inquisitive hurdygurdy of indominability
+5 sugar bowl of posting
+3 duvet of forgetfulness

Spells

Plasma Of Bean
Cat Arrows
Daggers Of Electrical
Chill Cloud

Skills

self-deprecation
buttling
Hamilton-quoting