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Just this guy, y'know the god-like one
merchant
No one knows where Just this guy, y'know came from but they were an only child. A terrible plague decimated their village but the disappearance of their mother still haunts them. Their one weakness: salt.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
14
Verbosity:
5
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
lousy keffiyeh of observational comedy
rotating whip
retractable ascot
gilded smock of shakespearean insults
Spells
Grar Cloud
Barrier Of Tedium
Plasma Of Magnetic
Skills
color coordination
catherding