Metafilter Character Sheet

some loser the ancient
cattle rustler
some loser has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were raised by wolves. A dragon torched several of their friends and they left home seeking adventure. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
7
Vivacity:
10

Equipment

ductile pair of tighty whiteys
jazz-handed boomerang of banning
bright new balaclava of irrigation
animated glove of moderation

Spells

Tedium Fiend
Wall Of Darkness
Cloud Of Light

Skills

obfuscation
sitting