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Zonker the hammer
mayor
Zonker was discovered in the wilderness, orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about mathematics but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They've always wanted to visit an impregnable stone fortress.
Voracity:
15
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
5
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
nonplussed javelin
magnetic puffy shirt
Spells
Ball Of Grar
Blizzard Of Argument
Oil Wall
Plasma Of Wind
Skills
phrenology
mathematics