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Joey Michaels the artist-king
singer-songwriter
Joey Michaels was discovered in the wilderness, raised by wolves. They apprenticed as a singer-songwriter under a master's tutelage but the loss of their family shook them to the core. For days, they've been followed by a stout-hearted gazelle.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
scarf of bulls
cathartic pair of tighty whiteys
Spells
Poison Plasma
Blizzard Of Grar
Plasma Of Electrical
Skills
Hamilton-quoting
astrolomy