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lumpenprole the magnificent
moderator
lumpenprole was born in the vaulted reading room of university's ancient scrolls department, where they were orphaned at a young age. Their childhood home burnt down and no one knows quite why they left home. Their sole companion: a cheerful komodo dragon.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
7
Verbosity:
6
Vivacity:
13
Equipment
figleaf of petulance
-1 plutonian super soaker of sockpuppets
Spells
Bean Daggers
Cute Pet Photo
Golem Of Ice
Golem Of Troll
Skills
spelling
meteorology