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spamandkimchi the impeccable
actuary
spamandkimchi was born in the vaulted reading room of university's ancient scrolls department, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. A dragon torched several of their friends and they left home seeking adventure. They hope to avenge their father's death.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
6
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
17
Equipment
unshakeable dinner jacket of fortitude
fluorescent thesaurus
Spells
Joke Daggers
Blizzard Of Bean
Skills
cat-whispering
phlebotany
glaring