Metafilter Character Sheet
ilama the outlaw
sorceror
ilama was born in an impregnable stone fortress, where they were raised by wolves. A terrible plague decimated their village but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They search for a decent cup of coffee.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
dense bowtie
unbreakable trebuchet of hedonism
Spells
Own Television
Plasma Of Troll
Skills
obfuscation
punctuation
posting
poetry