Metafilter Character Sheet
grouse the god-like one
zookeeper
grouse has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were orphaned at a young age. A great storm destroyed their town but the loss of their family shook them to the core. Their one weakness: bats.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
rotary phone of sentience
cathartic flute
stainless pair of jeggings
pen of interoperation
Spells
Bean Barrier
Puzzle Daemon
Restore Crumulence
Skills
poetry
blockquoting
crouton petting
grammar policing