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Meatbomb the drunkard
detective
Meatbomb was born in a desert island, where they were an only child. A dragon torched several of their friends but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They're terrified of seabirds.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
34
Verbosity:
5
Vivacity:
16
Equipment
menacing pair of vibram five fingers
heartbreaking instapot of anonymity
+2 illustrious stillsuit
bowler hat of shitposting
Spells
Cloud Of Cat
Longboat
Ice Aura
Skills
dot connecting
hyperbole
astrolomy