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nubs of-the-heads
thespian
nubs was born in a castle in the sky, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They learned derailing from years of dedicated study and practice and they left home seeking adventure. They travel with their brawny baboon.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
7
Vivacity:
24
Equipment
nonplussed beret
hangry aol cd of irony
nonchalant bathrobe of pluck
erumpent earmuff
Spells
Embarrassing Typo
Light Storm
Magnetic Golem
Skills
dad jokes
fashion sense
derailing