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jjwiseman the constable prince
potentate
jjwiseman was discovered in the wilderness, raised by loving adoptive parents. The gods cursed them with an obsession with cat-whispering but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They hope to avenge their brother's death.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
20
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
13

Equipment

singlet of good humor
ductile crocs
zirconium chestpiece of fellowship
problematic shuriken of consternation

Spells

Darkness Daggers
I Think What You're Really Asking Is
Fave Field
Golem Of Tedium

Skills

cat-whispering
physics