Metafilter Character Sheet
aubilenon the slobberer
driver
aubilenon's past is shrouded in mystery but they were an only child. They read a couple wikipedia pages about color coordination and no one knows quite why they left home. They fear seashells.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
14
Verbosity:
3
Vivacity:
7
Equipment
metafilter's own stillsuit of acumen
snowflake of lobsters
trained llamas of anticipation
pokemon of cuddling
Spells
Wall Of Puzzle
Cone Of Joke
Daggers Of Gas
Fog Of Lava
Skills
color coordination
physics