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selfmedicating the monk
wordsmith
selfmedicating was born in the south, whose fast-growing port cities bring trade and people from distant lands, where they were the child of loving parents. Eminent domain displaced their home but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They travel with their faithful beetle.
Voracity:
6
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

gossamer fedora (well, actually, it's a trilby) of double-posting
stapler of logging out

Spells

Hail Of Deletion
Cat Fog
Miasma Of Dog

Skills

typography
music (non-ukelele)