Metafilter Character Sheet
Spathe Cadet the cocksure
librarian
Spathe Cadet has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were an only child. Eminent domain displaced their home and no one knows quite why they left home. Their sole companion: a persistent peahen.
Voracity:
7
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
3
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
34
Equipment
crowdfunded pair of tighty whiteys
boa of calling out
snowshoes of holding the phone
Spells
Net Of Chill
Ice Tornado
Skills
goalpost relocation
hyperbole
blockquoting