Metafilter Character Sheet

exceptinsects the rewritten
mime
exceptinsects hails from the vaulted reading room of university's ancient scrolls department, where they were an only child. They taught themselves obfuscation and no one knows quite why they left home. They have strange dreams of a volcano lair.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
11

Equipment

radioactive glaive of chores
potent pen
crockety heavy duty flashlight
doubtful squeaky hammer

Spells

Blizzard Of Light
Elemental Of Grar

Skills

linear a
question begging
obfuscation
deconstruction