Metafilter Character Sheet
reluctant early bird the law-mender
descriptivist
No one knows where reluctant early bird came from but they were the child of loving parents. A great storm destroyed their town but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They fear impoliteness.
Voracity:
6
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
6
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
10
Equipment
irradiated slipper
unfair stilleto of eschatology
chafing cookie sheet
Spells
Dog Fiend
This Tastes Awful -- Here, You Try
Skills
optimization
gymnastics
dad jokes