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Old Kentucky Shark the troubadour
merchant
Old Kentucky Shark was born in a secluded monastery, where they were the child of loving parents. They aspired to learn poetry, to no success, but a swindler stole the family crayons. They're hoping to see their crush again.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
6
Equipment
locally sourced kimono
rusty harpoon
Spells
Perfume Tempest
Raise Eyebrows
Skills
meteorology
tumbling
dad jokes
punctuation