Metafilter Character Sheet
Orlop the sailor king
innkeeper
Orlop was discovered in the wilderness, the child of loving parents. Their childhood home burnt down but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They seek the villain who poisoned their town.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
7
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
7
Equipment
sanguine jinglerock bell of shitposting
descriptive poker visor
minimalist cloche of hedonism
nonplussed baby bjorn
Spells
Ball Of Chill
Ball Of Fire
Vision Of Bile
Rhetorical Feint
Skills
catherding
poetry
footnoting
performance art