Metafilter Character Sheet
monopas the tough
magician
monopas hails from a vast network of steam tunnels, where they were an only child. The gods cursed them with an obsession with regicide but a swindler stole the family eggshell. They travel with their furtive barracuda.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
13
Equipment
injurious beret
asshat of command
frisky broadsword of cake baking
Spells
Oil Ball
Foam Of Gas
Tornado Of Perfume
Skills
obfuscation
fitted sheet folding
etching
regicide