Metafilter Character Sheet
Phire the precocious
descriptivist
Phire has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were raised by wolves. A terrible plague decimated their village and no one knows quite why they left home. For days, they've been followed by a ambitious sun bear.
Voracity:
31
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
frisky trousers of chastity
knob of poetry
corset of dishwashery
Spells
Write Thank-you Note
That Reminds Me Of Something Terrible
Oil Storm
Skills
deconstruction
numeracy
beanplating
trivia