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French Fry the desired
imperator
French Fry was discovered in the wilderness, raised by loving adoptive parents. They were entrusted with a magical pair of scissors but a swindler stole the family loose cannon. They have strange dreams of parts unknown.
Voracity:
24
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
6
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
17
Equipment
dirk of good humor
notorious pair of scissors
tormenting power tie
eyeglasses of fluency
Spells
Curse Of Pepsi Blue
Cloud Of Hug
Skills
dog-whispering
rock skipping