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HE Amb. T. S. L. DuVal the no-counsel
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HE Amb. T. S. L. DuVal was born in a humble server farm, where they were orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about gymnastics but a swindler stole the family beehive. They travel with their loyal rock.
Voracity:
5
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
6
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
+5 anonymous stapler
unexpected pair of culottes
distorted letterman jacket
standard wand of polymorph
Spells
Ball Of Tedium
Fiend Of Gas
Joke Arrows
Cone Of Earth
Skills
self-deprecation
slippery sliding
punctuation
gymnastics