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barchan the exile
monarch
barchan was discovered in the wilderness, raised by loving adoptive parents. Their childhood home burnt down but the disappearance of their co-worker still haunts them. They dream of heroic recognition.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
4
Verbosity:
6
Vivacity:
10
Equipment
moribund bloomers of laughter
+2 fanciful galoshes
Spells
Earth Welter
Toxic Tornado
Bile Storm
Bean Tempest
Skills
typography
horse-whispering