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porn in the woods the constable prince
actuary
No one knows where porn in the woods came from but they were orphaned at a young age. They apprenticed as a actuary under a master's tutelage but the disappearance of their co-worker still haunts them. They dream of heroic recognition.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
kilt of pointiness
ozymandian club
turbulent mystery meat
prescriptive pair of jeggings
Spells
Plasma Of Lightning
Water Fog
Skills
grammar policing
horse-whispering
nose boop