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Hairy Lobster the farmer
imperator
Hairy Lobster's past is shrouded in mystery but they were the child of loving parents. The gods cursed them with an obsession with blockquoting but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They're hoping to see their foster parent again.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
7
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
14
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
rusty vinyl record
fishpants of happiness
enthusing wrench
Spells
Miasma Of Wind
Earth Field
Argument Daggers
Perfume Tornado
Skills
blockquoting
arguing
optimization
color coordination