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Daily Alice the rewritten
lexicographer
No one knows where Daily Alice came from but they were an only child. They read a couple wikipedia pages about misspelling but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They have strange dreams of beyond the grave.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
7
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
uncaffeinated letterman jacket
vibrating bracer
serene leatherman of commenting
Spells
Hail Of Oil
Welter Of Ice
Cloud Of Deletion
Argument Foam
Skills
optimization
poetry
misspelling