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not.so.hip the implausible
descriptivist
not.so.hip hails from a secluded monastery, where they were raised by wolves. They taught themselves headspin and they left home seeking adventure. They've always wanted to visit a warm drowsy hayloft.
Voracity:
5
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

vexillogical club of the three-ring binder
gi of anonymity

Spells

Daggers Of Chill
Joke Daggers

Skills

headspin
horse-whispering