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wintersweet of the nine hostages
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wintersweet has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were an only child. Eminent domain displaced their home and no one knows quite why they left home. They hope to avenge their best friend's death.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
5
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

torn spaetzle of polydactyly
minimalist fig leaf
+4 precise swordfish of good faith
pedantic boa

Spells

Out Of Evens
Arrows Of Joke
What The Fuck Matt
This Tastes Awful -- Here, You Try

Skills

linear a
catherding
long term silencing
chemistry